The audacity 🤦🏻‍♀️

What a delightful opportunity! I was just wishing I had a gangster that I could cook and clean for, and as a bonus, he will also allow me to give him BJs? But wait, there's more ladies - in addition to bringing his gargantuan backpack of audacity to the table, this homeless scrub is also going to allow me to host him and his fellow gangsters for "balling up" sessions. Just what my home needs, I can't wait to experience that. And this photo, it just draws the viewer in. The gun, the (super straight) finger, the radiator, the beverage on the floor, the baggy onesie couture, it just screams quality man that will only improve my life. This fellow has the whole package and isn't afraid to let the ladies know it. Competition will be steep among steady income earning, average height, low self-esteem, illiterate-loving brunettes.