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[β]outgrabed-momerathFDS Disciple 442 points443 points444 points 3 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
"Some of these snakes are really great snakes and it hurts their feelings when you don't trust them."
[β]i_said_what_i_said_FDS Apprentice 269 points270 points271 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
βYou should just give the snake a chanceβ
[β]outgrabed-momerathFDS Disciple 229 points230 points231 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You're going to end up alone with no snake at all!"
[β]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 197 points198 points199 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Later
"Well, of course the snake bit you! You know how snakes are. Why were you alone with the snake? That's practically asking to get bit."
[β]i_said_what_i_said_FDS Apprentice 133 points134 points135 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
βAre you sure you didnβt want to get bitten a bit? Had you been drinking? Did you send the snakes mixed-snake messages?β
[β]angrybaija 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should've chosen a better snake
[β]softensonicFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe it's love bites, like a cat. You won't know unless you try!
[β][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π€£
[β]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 143 points144 points145 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"If you don't let any snake bite your face, then you're kink shaming. Everyone knows that snakes bite. It's biology!"
[β]FARTHARLOTFDS Apprentice 59 points60 points61 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
βItβs not a snakeβs fault that it chooses to bites, itβs all societyβs fault for drawing pictures of snakes with fangs! All the other animals should be helping snakes with their biting problem. And the real victims here are other snakes... garden snakes are scared of cobras!β
[β]pascalinesFDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cracking up at βreally great snakesβ
[β]File-OwnFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jUsT cOMmuNiCAte wITh tHe sNAke
[β]meepocityFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha, this whole thread is dynamite!
[β]Interesting_Day1188FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What were you wearing? Maybe the snake couldn't have bitten you if you were smarter about your outfit around the snake. You know better...
[β]softensonicFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
πππππ
[β]venomous_gFDS Newbie 97 points98 points99 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You guys keep going on and on about being bitten... but what about the king snake that gets mistaken for the venomous coral? How dare you assume the worst about these poor creatures. Toxic snake culture has killed many a non-venomous snake! Who will answer for those deaths, huh?!?!?!
[β]GoddessIxtabFDS Newbie 202 points203 points204 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I would pay good money to see this show πΏ
[β]File-OwnFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same here sis.
A woman needs a snake like a fish needs a bicycle.
[β]Nat_at_allFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just looked up this quote and read up on the woman who coined it (Irina Dunn according to google). It made me laugh so hard, I love it.
[β]File-OwnFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a great quote haha, I'm glad you enjoyed :)
[β]FlufferlyFDS Newbie 133 points134 points135 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
6 seasons, a christmas special and a spinoff with spiders.
[β]WatzooFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want a spin-off with wolf dogs ... some are wolves, some are dogs. And some bears.
The guys get a ring of keys and instructions on how to carry them between their fingers. Also, reminders to smile - it helps show the animals that theyβre friendly and mean well when you show your teeth.
[β]deep_faked_beansFDS Newbie 129 points130 points131 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You have to pet each and every snake, or else you're a misandrist :P
[β]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes boop every snoot π
[β]toredtimetravellerFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you leave out my favourite snake, you're an ugly whore and I wish the most deadly snake bites you.
[β]MadamLeFayFDS Newbie 95 points96 points97 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the best comeback ever. I love it!
[β]Sanne592FDS Newbie 82 points83 points84 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Weβve got a show here called βworst driver of our countryβ where people compete to not be the worst one at the end. Theyβre all terrible drivers, but this show teaches them to be better drivers. The βwinnerβ (so worst driver) gets his drivers license snipped in half and the show pays for new driving lessons so they can get their drivers license again.
We need this with men and misogyny. The worst misogynist. This could be one of the challenges to get them to see and understand, hopefully educating people at home watching at the same time. Donβt know what the result would be when you βwinβ, a vasectomy? π
[β]toredtimetravellerFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A summer camp where you have to attend courses and therapy sessions to kick the misogyny out of your system, or at least try to.
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you make them all drive together that might also cure them in record time. Nothing like being exposed to danger to be cognizant of the danger
[β]sleepykittnFDS Newbie 71 points72 points73 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Love
[β]munakhtylerFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men need to learn
[β]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alright who do we pitch this to ?
[β]tw231116FDS Newbie[S] 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Look what I got in my inbox for daring to post this:
"Rather than just focussing on the minute percent of venomous snakes why not also look at the snakes that have uplifted billions of people with their inventions and achievements such as the greatest art, music, literature, the roads you use, the car you drive, electricity, the internet, life saving medicine, advanced technology, pretty much every single great thing that was crrated in the last 100 years.
FDS has redefined LVF's (mens/society perspective) old, unattractive, bitter, self entitled, delusional, overweight, spiteful etc... as HVF's and actual HVF 's (mens/society perspective) , young, fertile, fit, friendly, attractive, adventurous in the bedroom as pick me's.
You sound like those hedious swamp creatures from the red pill who say all women are sub human based on the fact they are women.
I reckon if you LVF FDS queens and LVM TRP alphas actually met it would be love at first sight."
That's a lot of words for "my penis is sad because women don't want to fuck me" πππ
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh please, women made contributions too, even when they weren't being educated or given the same chances. Plenty of women still get credit taken for their ideas nowadays, so back then? Even more so.
Also nowhere on this site do I see any definitions of LVF / HVF as physical descriptions - if anything those definitions are only repeated on the scrote subreddits.
This lil shit literally cannot see women in any other way than valuable / non valuable to him and this is fully reflected here.
[β]throwaway64857FDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And when we try to use clues and hints and prior knowledge, but they swear they're not like the other guys giving us similar signs... King snakes look a lot like coral snakes and unless I'm sure, I'll stay away from both.
As one should.
[β]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm saving this.
[β]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOVE IT!!
[β]queen_beastmodeFDS Newbie 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only like 1/4 of them.
[β]shoesfromparis135FDS Apprentice 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will write this treatment!
[β]manrypandaFDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not all snakes are deadly but Indiana Jones was afraid of them all.
[β]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet no one bullies Indiana Jones for his fear. Hmm, I wonder why... π€
[β]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol.
Then again the former employer who tried to assault me was the master of pithy woke-sounding quips. Dear Joe Wells will still have to get back in the queue to be vetted with the rest of them.
I am a non-apologist misanthropologist because I've seen it all.
[β]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Truth! Sounding woke = getting laid
[β]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some are sincere, most not so much. In South America, "ally" has become a sarcastic term among feminists.
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
+ Different scenarios: sometimes we will put the man in a trapped room with a deadly snake and spray them with snake pheromones / the scent of their favourite prey.
Some snakes can't help themselves, yknow?
[β]RikaRikaw 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its funny because even the non venomous ones can and will bite you if they think its right
[β]KateJ1982FDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant!
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[β]outgrabed-momerathFDS Disciple 442 points443 points444 points (16 children) | Copy Link
[β]i_said_what_i_said_FDS Apprentice 269 points270 points271 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[β]outgrabed-momerathFDS Disciple 229 points230 points231 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 197 points198 points199 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]i_said_what_i_said_FDS Apprentice 133 points134 points135 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]angrybaija 63 points64 points65 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]softensonicFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 143 points144 points145 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]FARTHARLOTFDS Apprentice 59 points60 points61 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]pascalinesFDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]File-OwnFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]meepocityFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Interesting_Day1188FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]venomous_gFDS Newbie 97 points98 points99 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]GoddessIxtabFDS Newbie 202 points203 points204 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[β]deep_faked_beansFDS Newbie 129 points130 points131 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie 47 points48 points49 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]toredtimetravellerFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]MadamLeFayFDS Newbie 95 points96 points97 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Sanne592FDS Newbie 82 points83 points84 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]toredtimetravellerFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]sleepykittnFDS Newbie 71 points72 points73 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]munakhtylerFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 58 points59 points60 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]tw231116FDS Newbie[S] 11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]throwaway64857FDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]queen_beastmodeFDS Newbie 24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]shoesfromparis135FDS Apprentice 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]manrypandaFDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 22 points23 points24 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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