You know them - the ones who shoot you dirty looks, whose only hobby is f*ing with you, who say your dreams are too big or your standards are too high.

Don't get it twisted, they don't hate you. They are obsessed with you. You are their gold standard - they want you or they want to be you.

They could work on their dreams and become successful beyond their wildest imagination. They could level up their character and be an amazing person to those in their lives. They could find true love with someone more compatible for them than you ever could be.

They could move on to be a happy well adjusted human being and leave you to live your fabulous life. But they hella don't and torture themselves.

They stalk you. They can't stop talking about you to everyone who listens, even if it's been ages and everyone is tired of it. When they see you, they make a fool of themselves to get a reaction out of you, positive or negative.

It doesn't matter if you barely talked to them them, if it was a short fling, or if you just sneezed in their direction. You are f*ing platinum certified - whether you like it or not, baby.

And as for us... yes we are the absolute best. 👑 And we wish the absolute best for our fans, no matter how misguided they are. Perfect health, wealth, all the friends, endless dates - and peace. There is more than enough to go around and we are unbothered.