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[β]Thatoneshadowking115 points116 points117 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is an actual product, I am disgusted at my ex-goto board game brand
[β]yungplayz49 points50 points51 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just buy rip-offs and don't feel bad about it. It's not like a phone or a car where a genuine product delivers the level of quality a Chinese copy doesn't :D
[β]ToyGunTerrorist24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, this is probably satire on Hasbro's part. They've been taking shots at all sorts of demographics for a while now with things like Monopoly for Millennial's & Socialist Monopoly (which basically shits on leftist ideologies).
[β]Senpai592108 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How do those work?
[β]ToyGunTerrorist11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I haven't played them but you can watch this video for a good overview of the rules for socialist monopoly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrmCVJetHXg
[β]binkerfluid8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they are just trying to make more money off of morons.
dont think for a second they care about anything other than getting their money any way they can fwiw.
[β]MarcyFO4Sucks73 points74 points75 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Does it also give women a leading 80% of all suicides? Also does it gives them a very high chance of dying at work? So they get the full βbeing a manβ experience, I mean.
[β]yungplayz28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah so it'd be dope. Get those $240/$200 and throw a dice. If you're a man, you leave the game if there's 1 on dice. If you're a woman, you leave the game if there's anything but 4.
Not the accurate math, but neither is $200/$240 accurate
[β]zacprice9948 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Letβs start a go fund me to buy Hasbro so we can sell the person who came up with this and socialism monopoly.
[β]yungplayz13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
What is socialism monopoly lol?
[β]ToyGunTerrorist12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/monopoly-socialism-board-game-trnd/index.html
[β]yungplayz4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well, I appreciate that,but doesn't it seem that this version mocks socialism? In such case, it's cool
[β]ToyGunTerrorist10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It does. Mock socialism and vegans.
[β]yungplayz-3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hmm. Idk why should you mock vegans, all they do is tryna get less living beings killed. While socialism always end with more living beings killed, specifically people who don't support government or who starve in the total poverty that inevitably happens if a country becomes socialistic
[β]ToyGunTerrorist9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vegans kind of did it to themselves. With any ideology, there'll always been that small percentage who cant keep it to themselves and feel the need to tell everyone, convert everyone or make up lies to make their position seem superior. Unfortunately for veganism, that's kind of the reputation it got stuck with.
[β]Beluga_1440 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
After Gillette, do they really think this will make money?
[β]yungplayz19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As far as I'm aware, just as with Gillette, this brings a temporary loss in sales, but the benefit from noise made and name staying around covers that.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Gillette losted billions IIRC.
[β]yungplayz2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A source please? If that's true, I'd love to read about it.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PJmedia, Quartz. If you google "gillette lo" the auto search will show automatically "ses 8 billion". Now, I don't know nothing about economy, but 8 billion seems a very high number for me.
[β]shaner3827 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a twist, there's a rule where a female player lands on the "maternity leave" space (formerly Free Parking), she has to stay there for 5 turns and cannot collect rent on her properties. However, each male that passes "Go" must give her half his Go money. When her 5 turns are up, she can choose whether to continue around the board. If she chooses not to go around the board, each male player will give her half his earnings from each trip he makes around the board.
I mean, if we're going for realism...
[β]SteadfastEnd[🍰] 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Before you know it, there will be male players identifying as women ("hey I'm trans") so they, too, can get $240 instead of $200
[β]insane_playzYT20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Woah, but can I ruin a guys life with a false accusation? /s
[+]The-Worst-Bot-11 points-10 points-9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I appreciate your enthusiasm for sarcasm, but indicating it defeats its purpose.
[β]Anti-The-Worst-Bot12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You really are the worst bot.
As user BigAngryPolarBear once said:
Gtfo
I'm a human being too, And this action was performed manually. /s
[β][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is there an option to buy shoes in the game?
[β]destination-venus14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't believe this isn't trolling
Apparently it isn't, I wished it was.
[β]GerinX15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm disgusted by this, too, and wonβt buy it. If I see it in stores and my daughter asks me if women earn less than men, Iβll educate her on the earnings gap, and how the media twists it.
Did you know that female porn stars earn much more than male porn stars do?
Did you know that anz bank in Australia brainwashes kids about how women earn less than men, having them participate in vulgar, ill-informed advertisements?
Did you know that Google pays their male workers less than their female workers? This BS about women earning less just will not die.
[β]ronnysuke10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's simple. Just identify as a women and watch those feminazi scream in confusion when you collect the $240
[β]Eppikfinn3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The whole point of monopoly is that everyone gets the same amount. This is fucking bullshit, just cancel Hasbro at this point
[β]Lui_Le_Diamond2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They literally took a completely unbiased and fair game and made it biased and sexist.
[β]pauliogazzio4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who's going to buy this? Who doesn't own a monopoly board nowadays?
Well, the gilette got fucked for this "toxic masculinity" stuff, this here is even worse, isn't it?, they will probaly get in troube too. For my fellow brazilians/portuguese/whatever redpillers, we all know, quem lacra nΓ£o lucra.
[β]SocialismIsForFigs982 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Cmon, these are the same people that made Monopoly Socialism. Thereβs no way theyβre not taking the piss.
[β]BL1NDN3552 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So lemme get this straight, the first game everyone was equal and made the same exact amount, but in the new one women get an advantage why? I mean the first game men didn't even make more. They should probably fact check the wage gap anyway irl.
[β]ChemicalGuarantee1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where do I cash in on this male privilege i apparently have?
[β]Joldmann2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right after they announced monopoly socialism, that mocked the commies, now they bend the knee to the commies.
[β]finch22000 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβm sorry but my biggest complaint with this is the uninspired box art. It looks like a generic cartoon clip art woman set to a town background. Couldnβt have done a rule 63 Mr. Monopoly or a Industrial Age style woman in a top hat or bowler hat or something more creative?
[β]Qwertyuiopslad0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, I still won
[β]PandaMike900 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is CNN still regarded as a serious news outlet is beyond me
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Why does this exist
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