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[–][deleted] 74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Her: I need money for an abortion.
You: Keep it. Marry me and make me the happiest man on earth.
Her eyes light up as her wheels start spinning. She laughs nervously as her eyes fill with happy tears.
Her: Really?
You: Naw, but maybe the dad will. I got fixed about a year and a half before I met your skanky ass.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Savage :-D
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
not savage, she would hit you with a rape charge lol. You will have to finesse your way out of that one. My pops got hit with one of those. Ruined his life forever.
[–]KylosApprentice35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This world is fucked
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[–]Itisforsexy15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's awesome, but only works on women younger than 35, if you're a chad. (Probably mid-tier at minimum).
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad knows this. Chad always speaks in the third person.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know she will use this as her excuse when (if she hasn't already) cheats on you.
[–]RighteousSouljah14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women are from Satan. Lie to him, joke about killing a baby then practice self worship and vanity.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly. Right when I thought I couldn’t level up anymore as an MGTOW, I find out about this “wastehistime2017” phenomenon and my skin has doubled in hardness. I’ll be putting in extra effort to ignore women from here on out. I thought I was past the anger phase. Now I’m back in it. To think they’re putting so much effort into wasting men’s time and ruining their lives and thinking it’s okay while laughing about it with their girlfriends is fucking disgusting. Fuck women.
Yup, and remember Satan was the prettiest of the angels. All they care about is looks.
[–]TheRealMewt9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men need to learn how to ask the $64,000 question: Are you sure it's mine?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or just not fuck feral whorish sluts?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT
This is what feminism is.
[–]ManIsWalking7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1.Get fixed 2. Wear condoms wipe smashing 3. Learn to call women out in their lies 4.??? 5. Profit.
[–]NiceIce1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now you know what is out there. Avoid like the plague.
[–]sicassangel1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a meme
[–]Darukoaus1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny, every time I see "#wasteHisTime[thecurrentyear]", all I can see is #FutureGenerationOfSingleMothers...
[–]dualizer0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rather tell them to abort and promise them to give the money when they present you the receipt.
Or more generally: Only give women money if they can present a receipt from a trader that you trust.
[–]WilliamGrand0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask for the pregnancy test.
[–]MrJugsMcBulge0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Nah, you don’t need to go to some fancy abortion doctor. I’ve got a box of coat hangers, a vacuum cleaner and a how-to video from YouTube - we’ll just take care of this right here.”
[–]DarthCallidous0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only solution is to not get involved at all.
[–]Mideanon0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im pretty sure(hope) this is satire
[–]Takakazu_Kinashi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's written by a 55 year old obese man with a combover called Schlomo Greenbaum in an office in Brooklyn.
True story. A “friend” at work was fucking two guys at the same time and got knocked up. Refused to get the Plan B pill because she didn’t want to pay for it and she couldn’t get the insurance to pay for it. One of them gave her money straight up to get it terminated. The other just ignored her. Now she still rides the carousel and I unfriended her.
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