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[–]eduardkoopman12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not. Unless you want to get fired, so to collect welfare/social security money.
[–]strongandhappy10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't talk to women unless you're telling them you need something from them. In a business setting you may also need to provide information relevant to your job, but that's it.
[–]SeaweedTasteBad0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. Certainly don't mention clothing or looks. Matter of fact send an email. Only about work nothing else.
[–]8017356 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you want to tell her she looks good it's time to revisit your standards. Each and every time. Starve them.
[–]GlobalAsshat5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is this complement being made? It's not going to get you any... millions of simps tell women they look nice every day. I sat here trying to think of what you might say, but I'm not a dominant alpha type used to teasing women in a cocky manner so nothing comes to mind.. only that telling her she's "pretty" will accomplish nothing.
Either be dominant, learn how to tease in a sexual and playful manner, or GYOW and keep your mouth shut. It's best not to shit where you eat, anyways.
[–]underrated_kawasaki4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2014> how to tell a coworker she looks nice: you don’t...
[–]Scooby-Doo143 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Best solution: Do not work with women
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's the ideal situation but even the most male dominated fields will have, at a minimum, a female receptionist.
[–]Scooby-Doo140 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. But in some fields women play only a minor role because they are unsuited for the work. Then you can keep the female influence at a minimum.
[–]DemonGroover2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or dont fucking bother. Who the hell tells workmates they look good anyway?
[–]chart66532 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you think Chad tells women they look nice?
[–]JayJayEcks1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop being thirsty.
Don't shit where you eat.
Stop giving compliments to women you work with, for fucks sake.
[–]Mr_Lonesome1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And women wonder why men no longer approach them in real life but online male thirst knows no bounds!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2018 Webters dictionary made illegal until they update the entry on gender to say there are 57k of them.
[–]NickTesla20180 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey Janice, eat a bag of dicks.
*Not applicable if your name is Chad
[–]VitalMixofNutrients0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she requires that you say all of that to not get sued, you should simply avoid calling her nice.
Is it from some satirical publication, right?
[–]cafeorange0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This book is an insult to my ass if used as toilet paper.
[–]suhmydudessssss0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or Or OR, you could just say nothing...
[–]elementalwalruss0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually you'll seem oppressive by being able to hire a lawyer to do such a small thing, which will make her feel bad since she just spent all her money on bags and shoes so you're actually enforcing patriarchy on her by making her feel inferior and yourself superior which is rape so she goes to HR and you get fired (or go to prison).
Lol this is hilarious
[–]binkerfluid0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ive been told to complement something they have done or maybe a shirt or something about opposed to them being beautiful or something, but I dunno.
[–]wildfireboat0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys. Okay... Jesus.... You go to work to work. Collect your money, then go home.
Anything unrelated to the tasks defined by your contract should be avoided. You are there to move the company forward.
Q: Why do women treat work like a social club?
A: Because Daddy is paying for her rent, phone plans, and groceries. She does not value work ethic as much as you do.
(Pro Tip: Instead of spending your break complimenting women, go for a walk and get your heart rate up because a sedentary work habit is unhealthy af)
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