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[β]Phantom_Spark113 points114 points115 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
WTF? Not with a 10 foot pole.
I will not eat her green eggs and ham... I do not like them Sam-I-Am
[β]DankHumanman15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She needs to come back with that sign at like 2am.
[β]Phantom_Spark2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs to go to a refugee no go zone with that sign! π€£
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I wonβt screw her with someone elseβs cock.
[β]skylorddragon3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It would take a ten foot pole to rearrange her guts.
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She needs a treadmill to rearrange some of that fat. It's called a diet.
[β]TowerOfMG16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for stating what I was thinking, sir.
[β]goober_boobz7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The idea of her fat being rearranged has made me quite a bit more MGTOW than I was even yesterday.
[β]kiwi_like_me4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I believe 'having one's guts rearranged' is a euphemism for anal sex.
[β]goober_boobz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She might as well ask OJ to stop dating white women.
[β]kiwi_like_me0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, I'd fuck her...but then that's just because I like crying in the shower.
[β]goober_boobz2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm adding "emasculation" to my will. I'm afraid of rigor mortis giving fat cunts like her ideas at my funeral. I won't take my last ride that way.
[β]NoThirst3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm no where near man enough to accomplish that task.
[β]Baldrbaldr1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly.
[β]Hypogamy78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
"Don't be fat"
It's the easiest and most controllable aspect of attractiveness. It's not difficult.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
To the millions of fat hoes who struggle with lardass, it's not so simple.
[β]poloppoyop9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You are both wrong.
It is simple: eat less.
But it can be difficult to do it.
[β]Justanotherh8er4202 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's easier for some than others I've been blessed.
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[β]Justanotherh8er4201 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Being fat certainly is a privilege ask any Holocaust Survivor.
[β]Justanotherh8er4201 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if some people think there was like one chubby person in the camp who had "big bones" or " bad genetics"?
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The problem is that they have a deep affinity for shoving things into their holes.
[β]geeses2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's simple, just requires a bit of self control and discipline.
Something they never learned.
[β]avgguy33-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not true. I was 5-9 240lbs with a 6 pack. I was ill , bedridden, and on meds that cause weight gain.My diet was no different than before.I am finally losing the weight. That being said many Women eat and do nothing.
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[β]avgguy330 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes , a six pack. My Friend was 5-9 270 with a better six pack . Were talking body Builder gains not soy boy's at 150lbs with a six pack and cut , and string bean arms. I've got a pic for trolls. When will who learn ?
[β]1v1crown54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Literally all a girl needs to do to have everything she wants is to just stay in shape. And yet they still can't fucking manage that...
[β]swedishyahoser20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Amazing isn't it? And staying in shape for them is just not overeating. They don't even have to work out.
[β]1v1crown9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real tho...
[β]J_St0rm35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That desperate to be noticed you need a sign...
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It's getting harder to thot around.
[β]Flugzeug11325 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't realize how repulsed by this I was. I sat there for a few moments after seeing the picture and my friend says "dude what's the face for? You good?"
Jesus Christ
I've had that.
[β]Bombinic0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice
[β]genxer7910 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See needs a surgeon to rearrange her guts for a gastric bypass surgery.
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
place looks like it's crawling with disease and bad drugs.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man, kids are so uninterested in protecting endangered species these days. There is a beached whale and they don't even bother to push it back into the ocean.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice setup!
[β]Baldrbaldr5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Find a good nutritionist. Your gut will diminish. Say thanks.
[β]orionface5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking barf, holy shit.
[β]Be__Live445 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This couch walrus will end up being some drunken fools last resort.
[β]praiser15 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Easy lay π€·πΌββοΈ
It may seem so, but wait till she starts rolling over on you.
[β]Blankaccount1112 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She sure does. Its pretty easy to find liposuction on the internet. Not sure why she made a sign for it.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah i doubt theres any liposuctions surgeons hanging out at Toke-aroo 2018
Clearly her current arrangement is less than optimal.
nasty fat cunt
[β]scaur1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has home court advantage
[β]bt9991 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe a clown can form a balloon pig from her lower colon.
So what is the threshold for land whale?
[β]kuningus1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does she mean lipo?
That's a lot of guts to rearrange.
[β]c_megalodon251 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This sign seems to crude to be real. In any case, she should go home, clean up, put on more flattering clothes, and hit the bars after the men are drunk. Any man drunk enough to hit this woman who is holding the sign during the day will be too drunk to get it up and will cover her in vomit. Just being honest.
[β]Yatagurusu0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is she protesting about? At first I thought she was looking for sex with a weird slogan
UGGHNNHNN VOMIT
It's correct. I can see the problem from here. There seems to be some sort of blockage and stuff is just not getting through. I recommend a stick of dynamite. Also, follow a diet rich in fiber from now on.
[β]stupidonparade0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll get what she wants. No matter what they look like, they get what they want. Pass.
[β]Vipereye0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you have become so desperate that you need to hold up a sign to get fucked, like some bum on a street corner XD.
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the social engineers are probably laughing hysterically and are overjoyed by the digression of society.
[β]WanderlustYouth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, and to think I spent my spring break getting ahead in my studies, so that I can procure a better future for myself. I should've been rearranging this post wall roasties guts... Also sidenote, why do so many ripped guys neglect neck training...
[β]TheMarvelousSchmuck0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckin' hell, not with a stolen dick. Someone will, though. These tubby bitches wouldn't pull this kind of humiliating stunt if men with low standards didn't keep helping them succeed.
[β]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she means she needs a man doctor to giver her gastric bypass surgery?
As cliche it sounds, I hate the people in my age range of 16-20.
[β]kyledontcare0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice how the black guy is pretending not to notice? And probably everyone else, too.
[β]DreadPirateRosco0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad Dahmer is dead, but he was gay anyway.
[β]SieurdeLasalle0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Loathsome...
[β]misandrists_hate_him0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tyrone there desperately trying to not make eye contact.
[β]coffee-b4-bed0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
UUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH MY FUCKING BOWELS. I GOT DIARRHEA!!!
[β]AncapGhxst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her parents must be so proud.
[β]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disgusting fat piece of shit Female: Gets laid usually whenever she wants by decent looking men and also has the chance to be taken care of for life by said man. Disgusting fat piece of shit Male: Virgin for life.
the food has already rearranged her guts
isn't spring break a strictly american thing though?
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