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[β][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"i got Nickis's ass and Lana Rey lips"
she forgot uncle Joe's beer gut.
[β]IterantImprovement19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
... and Bigfoot Silva's chin.
[β]Devil_Nights2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
jeezus Robert Z'Dar has really let himself go.
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πππ
[β]andreas-mgtow35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Must be 6ft tall, model looks, ripped and financially independent to hit this."
[β]Everlastcanada22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Right? Another entitled hippo. What's disturbing is the way she is posing. No uggo should pose like they're sexy. It's just not right
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[β]I-am-the-lul3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"YOU GO GIRL!"
"Go as far away as possible and stay there!"
[β]TheRiseAndFall9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a good reason.
The man must be ripped so he can lift her up and survive attempting intercourse with something that needs a permit to be allowed to be hauled on most roads due to weight restrictions.
Must be tall enough to see over her so as not to immediately lose erections and vomit due to the fact that she looks like she was born in a swamp.
Must be rich to be able to afford her grocery bill to keep her fed and makeup bill to make her look attractive enough to not shatter mirrors and camera lenses in her vicinity.
[β]Isurvivedafeminist26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else think her face looks kinda like donald trumps in the 2nd pic?
[β]DarthCallidous8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy crap you're right. It's like a 300 pound Donald Trump.
[β]Isurvivedafeminist2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep scary as shit
[β]FreshNothingBurger1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
we gonna MAKE DATING RAPE AGAIN
uh wait...
[β]ProgrammaticallyMeal21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I will fucking sue you, I have eye cancer now.
[β]Figg17783 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One eye bleach, stat!
[β]lulz3r20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a bald gorilla.
[β]ThrowawayGhostGuy19 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck is that thing?!
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'd tap it.
[β]The_Stumper19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It looks like one but that is not a beer keg.
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
badoomchish
[β]DarthCallidous4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd tap it
with a spear
while wearing a full suit of plate armor
[β]misandrists_hate_him0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can honestly say, even at my most BP levels of desperation, I wouldn't be able to get it up to hit this, even if I could find a hole.
[β]Judah_Earl6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jeb Bush is in love.
[β]TowerOfMG5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shrek's sister.
[β]bag_of_dick-tits4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mental illness is the new norm...
[β]CDaKidd4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like one of those dinosaurs from that show in the 90βs.
[β]MrHolte1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even knowing what I know about today's 'ladies', I'm having a hard time believing anyone could possibly be this deluded. Therefore, I conclude she must be trying to be ironic... I hope!
[β]ChadThundercock71 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nice ass... big and soft, perfect for kicking...
[β]reaper5550 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and Homer Simpsonβs gut
[β]Mick_Donalds0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally Shrek in human form
[β]NeverNeverLandIsNow0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that a dude?
[β]hardtostarboard20160 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Planet of the apes
[β]ShrunkenHed0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It looks like an oompa loompa with downs.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Iappreci8thegr8r8m80 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Something else she doesn't have? A working pancreas
[β]Honkey_McCracker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this her?
https://pics.me.me/arespectforcarter-kelsey-reynolds-sorry-black-boys-only-white-men-can-4365220.png
Thats what happens when you take a JayLenosaur and a KidRockwag to the daycare center and come back a week later.
[β]SieurdeLasalle0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine waking up to that....Iβd barf all over, kinda like the fart mask from Jackass!
[β]DirtyLawyerMan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Impressive biceps! Must be doing a lot of heavy lifting
[β]Monsieur_Valjean0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MAN THE HARPOONS! On a more serious note, Jesus Christ is this woman hideous!
[β]Tomato_Joker0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kinda looks like the clown from the Spawn movie.
[β]lacaedyl0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thatβs a dude and a fat one
[β]TheRedPrince990 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She belongs in Doom
[β]CommanderHeMan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And Moby Dickβs physique.
[β]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat, disgusting women have wayyy too much confidence these days. The body positive bullshit is pure cancer.
[β]D0ct0rAnus0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure stuck up bitches exist everywhere in the world.
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