I was in a real quality joint one time, sitting in gynecology row. The chick comes out, with her bored walk, you know what I am talking about. Does her thing, gets down to bra and g-string and when she took the g-string off, she threw it in front of me and there was big skid mark on them.
I reached in my pocket, and pulled out a bunch of change and threw it on the stage, told her to go do her fvckin laundry.
Have you ever opened doors with your head. Well I have. Mark this down. Do not do this!
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