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November 15, 2016
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Title Female friends
Author bad_guy_steve
Upvotes 268
Comments 66
Date November 15, 2016 12:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit /r/MGTOW
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/female-friends.622593
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Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/5d29o9/female_friends/
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[–]RiimoH71 points72 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Don't you dare. A dog is sometimes even superior to a male friend. Dogs4Life :)

[–]T000000910 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Woof!

[–]muntoo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

¡foow

[–]phantommaster199927 points28 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

I never had and never will have any female friends. Fashion, romance, pop stars and celebrity gossip just don't interest me.

[–]PipBoyTInkerer17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Female friends are just women you haven't figured out how to fuck yet.

  • Chris Rock

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yup. If you aren't fucking them. They're "Group Friends" who you socialize with as social proof, that's all really. Maybe try for their friends but more or less you go out with them as a part of a large group to a bar or club and then you make eyes with other women and go off to talk them up. It shows you're a normal guy with friends and thus someone to talk. Simple as that.

When the women want to be your one-on-one friend, you blow them off with excuses like "I have a date" or "I'm seeing someone that night." When they followup with "well when you're done with that we can meetup or chill out." To which you always reply "yeah, well see it's not going to be that simple of a production." And leave it at that. If they ask "what do you mean?" Just reply "we don't need to get into it." It will tick them off like crazy.

The only thing more amusing is when you've made it clear you've desexualized them in your mind and thus that's why you don't make time for them outside of groups fewer than five people. And also why you don't do favors for them. Once in a while that makes them up the antie to throw out pussy.

[–]fakenate114 points15 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Oh man, those are the best though.

I can't wait to come home from work and turn on TMZ and catch up with all the celebrity news.

[–]Rafoie14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Stop being so fake, nate.

[–]fakenate10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol.

I've learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. Watching tmz is like eating ice cream.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

I'm cooling with you sucking dick. Just wanted you to know that.

[–]fakenate10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What does watching celebrity new and sucking dick have in common?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Because that's what cocksuckers do. Come on, keep up.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What? You telling me you don't want to sit and hear details about x's penis, y's penis, how men are sex obssesed who don't respect le women?

[–]redditrat9916 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I've seen this most between females. After high school, all of my guy friends have remained friends. We still see each other now and then and end up laughing until our faces hurt.

All, and i mean ALL, of the female friends from the same group of friends in high school no longer associate with one another. I recently got a chance to talk to one of my female friends from high school (5 years since i last spoke with her) and i said that I had lost contact with all of the girls. She said the same and that all the girls hated each other now. When there are parties or gatherings they will avoid going if one of the other of them is going to be there.

I didn't ask what happened, because i honestly don't care, but this seems fairly common. Both of my sisters and my mother are no longer friends with their female friends from high school. The reason "drama". But! They are all friends with the guys from high school.

It's like... you think women would realize that THEY are the problem, but that would be admitting they aren't perfect princesses. Can't have that.

[–]Paladin29031 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Women are usually "friends" with other women due to ulterior motives (think Russian espionage/double agent type shit), and also due to status-boosting. Men are usually friends with each other because they think the other dude is cool.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Love the comments below. Someone give those kids Play-Doh to calm them down before the "cry-in" starts.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yeah I thought about this recently. Has a female ever sacrificed herself for a males sake=? I mean like a couple of months ago in America some wonderful but foolish man covered a teenage girl from getting shot. Wonder if such an event has ever occured the other way around.

[–]FeelThatBern7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

women covering men from death?

that's patriarchy talk

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh hooold up now - men are the go-to cannon fodder in both patriarchal and matriarchal societies.

[–]Malthuras14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't you dare insult dogs like that! My dog is the happiest when I come home. She cries when I go to take out the trash. She would die if it would mean that I would be happy.

In the order of things I'd say Man Friend > Dog > Cat > Snakes > Women

[–]bp_reject11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

A dog would never leave its family. Thats why dogs are better than women. All Dogs Are Like That #ADALT is why dogs are men's best friend. #ADALT #ADALT #ADALT

[–]bp_reject2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Let me add that a solid bro for life is indispensable, but not all bros are equal. Dogs are consistent. That's why #ADALT.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wouldn't know. Never had a female friend. Nothing in common with 99% of women.

[–]methylotroph8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

yeah that sums up female friends, only advantage is you get to fuck them occasionally, oh wait that a fuck buddy, different thing.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Converting a female friend into a fuck buddy is a lot of dread, aloofness, chance, and distance management while demonstrating desirability and high value. If you can't manage it on the fly, don't bother with it to begin with.

[–]methylotroph2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Converting a fuck buddy into a friend is much easier, I have done it, but like the photo suggest they are still grossly unreliable.

[–]Paladin29031 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea, the only thing a male "friend" gets to fuck is his hand. A male friend is viewed as a gay male bestie, even if he isn't gay.

[–]Kuramo5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Don't dare to compare dogs with women... dogs are awesome and are cuter than any woman there.

Women vs snakes, that would be a close comparison

[–]Jcart1054 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Women are constrictors. At first, they appear harmless and friendly as they wrap around your next, then suddenly but surely, they are choking you to your death.

[–]omega_dawg936 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I have female friends... lots of them.

and 100% of them know that they better not bend over in front of me.

[–]fakenate13 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Why? What would happen if they bend over?

[–]manelsen21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Fake rape allegations, followed by child support.

[–]omega_dawg934 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

lol. child support, yes... bc I do not pull out.

never pull out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Have you got a pull-out-resistant penis bulb like a dog?

[–]omega_dawg930 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

hard cock enters... they know the deal upfront.

[–]Jcart1055 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The only thing a female friend might be useful for is fashion advice, and quite frankly, I'm not a metrosexual -- so any value they could provide there is not very valuable to me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'd rather be abducted by aliens than have female friends, don't understand why dudes do that to themselves.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Rofl. Same.

[–]FalloutFan23 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no such thing as a female friend, only a male lap-dog

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[–]_LoneWolf372 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I love this

[–]Glitsh1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I know it may not be a popular thought here but I feel this is really subjective. I have female friends who absolutely throw me 20s when needed, have lent me their rides. I have had bros laugh their asses off(granted I would too).

I think this is really coming down to the quality of people you are associating with rather than just a gender thing.

[–]idiocyofman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

always exceptions

[–]Jcart1050 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Not really, generally speaking actual male friends are more reliable. With that being said, it's easier to become friends with women, because they're usually on the receiving end of things.

On the otherhand, men will usually only help those they really respect and have built and developed trust with, which requires work.

[–]mgtow_eagle1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Dog beats woman!

[–]muntoo0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

*Man beats dog and woman

[–]DirtieHarry0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

A dog without legs can't run away...

[–]3DprinterMgtow0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I agree with everything except the guy letting you borrow the car immediately. Sometimes the guy will but more often he will tell you, you will not do anything "bad" with it.

[–]skylorddragon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

When my friends are publicly humiliated I laugh the hardest

[–]MrWoofles0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I approve.

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