One of these days men will regret their lifestyle

Salient points:

  • you are afraid of death and you will regret on your death bed not having someone to talk to.

  • your failed relationships are all your fault

  • women can't be criticized (I'm inferring)

  • you won't be happy doing carpentry or motorcycles or any of that, because you can't talk to a motorcycle, and you are to blame you didn't wife up the local female carpenter because that's your goal is to apparently find someone into your interests