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[–]gantz_au67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Hello, my name is gantz_au, my pronouns are all, "His glorious excellency, the Emperor of Australia"
[–]RadicalAsceticMonk41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
My preferred pronouns are "most serene Augustus, crowned by God, great and pacific emperor, governing the Roman Empire", and if you don't address me properly, I'll sue you for six hundred thousand Byzantine Crowns.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's that in CAD?
[–]basedmillennial952 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Umm you're the Emperor why would you need to sue someone, just order your subjects around.
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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
off with his head!! ]=)
[–]dem_paws1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's just the pronoun though. stop assuming most serene Augustus, crowned by God, great and pacific emperor, governing the Roman Empire's caste you cis-highborn scum
[–]38SPL8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My preferred pronoun is "The true durry King".
my pronouns are all "Thine genitalhood most-enormoust"
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Greetings and Salutation Your Excellency. I'm Gladius Penis Maximus of the Later Day Roman Ascendency.
how dare you not address me in ASCII !
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
They is plural.
[–]inspiron300034 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now, now, you're harassing they with logic again.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry. It's a bad habit of mine, logic and all.
[–]a17c81a35 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We can solve this by going back to a simple language of grunts!
[–]lizard_of_guilt6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They could have used the word them without assuming gender! /s
[–]Jcart1050 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right, we should call them "it"... but wait, that's UB-JEC-TA-FUCATION!
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Third person all the schizos will like it.
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[–]Onkel_Adolf16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Junkie with a baseball bat=50 bucks.
[–]mthrowaway521 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do I have to supply the baseball bat?
[–]Onkel_Adolf0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leave no details to a junkie..just point him in the right direction.
[–]Kontrolli18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They puts the lotion in the basket or they gets the hose!
[–]betternotsettle7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just don't call them anything, problem solved.
[–]jkarovskaya7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
WTF? Yeah I knew these new pronouns are a thing, I just didn't know there were LAWS ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE TO ADDRESS SOMEONE!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/05/17/you-can-be-fined-for-not-calling-people-ze-or-hir-if-thats-the-pronoun-they-demand-that-you-use/?utm_term=.fc384972ed8f
[–]Ketsa5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Better not address those at all...
[–]The__Tren__Train4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly this.. no one of any importance or clout would behave this way.
[–]frankmarlowe6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You motherfucker. You made me laugh so hard I snorted.
[–]thwml6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sexually identify as Samuel L Jackson. My preferred pronoun is "motherfucker."
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A guy in a Michigan college did that. No link.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"...don't call this particular atomic structure, they."
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck it, I'm gonna identify as "we"
[–]Fyodor0071 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like 18th century royalty?
[–]Up_to_here_with_BS021 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to say what it should get but it may be against the law.
[–]Fat_Akuma1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is this even possible ? My mom works with racists who do a lot of passive aggressive shit to her, does she have a case?
[–]strangerthing70 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kaching!
[–]MrBluePill0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Money for nothing and the chicks for free
[–]AhappyMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
[–]ninjabaseballbatman10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit 60k? So much injustice and imbalance in this society today. This is why the economy is shit and everything else is going to hell. Just think of all the good and positive things that money could have went. So sad. So stupid. But this is where we are in 2017.
[–]kardz330 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Game, set, cunts.
[–]mitch32uk0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are kids in 3rd world countries dying of starvation, and this bitch is worrying about how people address her? Where the fuck is this world heading?
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