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Girl learns to be a slut. Shaves pubes and gives dad herpes, causes parents divorce. Fucking priceless

May 18, 2019
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TIFU and gave my dad herpes

11,966 points1,086 commentssubmitted by RobinHood669 to r/tifu2

Let me preface this by saying I did not fuck my dad. I think the rule is 3 pumps right? Kidding, anyways..

I’ll start by saying I am in a very religious family, or at least my parents are, where they believe nobody should have sex until marriage. Fair enough, I guess. I, on the other hand, do not believe that.

My parents immigrated to Canada when I was very young so we grew up very different.

So I was the first daughter in the family to go to college. It’s not necessarily a huge accomplishment but for my family it is, as females generally do not attend school (rarely even high school) where I am from.

So I go to college and it’s not like I’m racking up the kills, but I experiment a little as I was very shy growing up. I also learned that I’m supposed to shave my pubic hair? I never was comfortable talking about sex with my friends growing up so it was news to me.The guy actually didn’t make a big deal of (what my close friend referred to as a bush) it but acted surprised so ended up talking about it. Anyways I started shaving my pubes no big deal.

I continued to be somewhat promiscuous and a one night stand turned into be me getting herpes. Awful, but the medication I take now really suppresses my symptoms and makes it very unlikely to pass it to others. Apparently not.

Let’s skip to me coming home for Christmas during my 3rd year at school. A boy I had a crush on in high school was going to be at a party I was going to. I was given somewhat late notice and only had a couple hours to get ready. I figure who knows what’s going to happen, but I’ll give all my areas a good touch up.

I realize I don’t have any razors at home so I use a disposable one of my father’s. FUCK I’m rushing and I cut myself a little. I go to the party, we don’t hook up, no big deal.

A couple months go by and I get a Skype call from my mom (she refuses to get an iPhone). She’s hysterically crying and she’s moving back to our home country. My parents are getting a divorce. I have no idea what happens but she gets interrupted with another call and says she’ll call me back.

My parents have been together since they were both 18 and I’m freaking out. I FaceTime my dad. He answers and his face is covered in a rash. He’s telling me he has herpes, but he never cheated and has no idea how this happened. We talk for awhile and I’m confused and mad and don’t know what to believe.

It takes me 2 full weeks to realize this could have been me. By this time my mom has actually flown home to stay with her sister. I start googling things and realize this is a possibility, and that the herpes could have been dormant so he didn’t have symptoms instantly.

The dilemma: There’s a lot of moving parts to this. My parents do not think I’m sexually active and it would be a big disappointment to admit this let alone say I have herpes. Maybe my dad cheat I don’t know. Ok he didn’t cheat fuck I have to tell them.

Long story short, I tell them, my mom moves back and I didn’t entirely ruin my family. It took a lot more work than this makes it seem but that is how I gave my dad herpes.

TL;DR I gave my dad herpes by sharing a razor I forgot I left in our family shower.

EDIT: First of all, thanks for all of the kind words and support there are some great people out there.

Second, the disposable razor was not used prior, and was with like 10 others under our sink. So I used it and forgot it in the shower. I was used to living alone and just forgot.

There are 1000 different ways I could have handled it but this is what my mind had decided on at at the time. Also, I had told my parents I had gotten it from my roommate (wasn’t exactly sure how) and it must have been a similar situation through shared toiletries. No idea if they bought it or not but we have not talked about it again.

Lastly, for everyone calling me a hoe and whatever. That’s cool I really don’t care. But in the wise words of Adele Givens “I wanna cum motha fuckkaaaaa”

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Title Girl learns to be a slut. Shaves pubes and gives dad herpes, causes parents divorce. Fucking priceless
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Date May 18, 2019 9:01 AM UTC (3 years ago)
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