So, we get this new femaloid coworker and I'm already suspicious. You see, I've worked with women before and things are always shit and chaos. She's new to the job (lied about qualifications) and therefore VERY incompetent. She's also overly competitive. She has clearly forgotten we have a common goal; we're on the same team. I feared that as soon as a young woman was introduced, concern trolling would begin. As unfortunate as it always is: I was correct.

I used to only work with my boss, and sometimes another guy. It was great. Roasting, saying slurs, staring at hot chicks (yes, we have a rating ND code system), talking philosophy (religion, politics, gender war) with no filter. Now that this new chick is here, I can already see my boss trailering his language. We have to change our behavior because fucking bitch can't handle harsh language and pure unadulterated chillness. I fucking hate women.