Groucho Marx: "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse"

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-05-16T22:57:32+00:00

Marriage is like a life sentence while on death row.

Three-Legged-Fox · 2019-05-16T23:03:53+00:00

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” Also Groucho Marx

aquaticscrotum6969 · 2019-05-16T23:09:19+00:00

Marriage is a funeral with a cake.

DWShimoda · 2019-05-16T23:46:00+00:00

[implied] "...because you're never going to get to ride it again."

2019-05-17T03:13:39+00:00

Grouch Marx (and the brothers) has some classic lines, and was pretty 'pilled' on women too. His whole team was great. Personally, I'd recommend revisiting them, or at least listen to the old audio/radio shows.

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-05-17T02:48:40+00:00

Men need women, like a fish needs a hook.

fratp90 · 2019-05-17T10:21:57+00:00

WTF Why I have to pay alimony to a woman that 80% of the times its her asking for divorce?

Title	Groucho Marx: "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse"
Author	DangZagnut
Upvotes	114
Comments	9
Date	May 16, 2019 10:52 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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