A few years ago I had the itch for a threesome. I easily found two young independent escorts that were "working" together in a rented apartment. Young, slim, good looking. They were really positive and happy. We did the deed and afterwards we were smoking and talking. They were really giddy and happy so I asked the reason for their attitude.
Clarification: in my country newly wed couples have an already married couple act as the wedding God parents
Girl 1: Today I went with my wedding godmother and bought my wedding dress. I am getting married on Saturday
Girl 2: And I am the wedding godmother.
Me: Wait! So you are getting married this weekend? And you are the wedding godmother, so you are already married??
Both: Yes!
Me: Your men know what you do?
Girl 2: No, are you crazy?
Me: So what do they think you do?
Girl 1: We tell them we are babysitting. They think we make like 500 euro per month, so we have an account where we deposit that and another secret one where we deposit the rest since we make 10 times that in any given month.
Me: Are you not worried that they will find out? I would hate to see you in a gutter somewhere on the 5 o clock news.
Both: Nah! We've been doing it for years and they have no clue!
They proceeded to tell me the story of their beginning in the industry. See they were childhood friends and they both started escorting without the other knowing. Until one evening a foreigner had the same itch I did so he called two girls in his hotel room. They met there and were like: "what the hell are you doing here? What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here?" Long story short they started working together after that.
TLDR: I was fucking an escort in every hole on Tuesday and she was getting married on Saturday. The other one was already married. You never know what you are getting into with women. She could be cucking you right now and you don't know.
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