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[–]DarkDragonX123653 points654 points655 points 4 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
That’s how an aspiring mathematician wakes up to reality
[–]hakoonamatata9159 points160 points161 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I bet he became an engineer.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He probably should, since his gf had so many trains run on her.
[–]SomeGuy12511 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Under rated
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
must ..... admit. :-)
[–]markentingh26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He forgot to add a calculation estimation on how women usually undercalculate how many men they've slept with by an average of 200%. So she must have slept with at least 400 guys, not 200.
[+]paradise_circus157-28 points-27 points-26 points 4 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
If you apply the same logic in reverse, it makes no sense. It doesn't make a guy worth less as a human being for having more sex.
Slut shaming is cancer.
[–]bfte225 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yo r/feminism is that way
[–]paradise_circus157-5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh plz, this post is like a definition of vagina worship. Stop caring so much about their sex organs.
[–]bfte28 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you on the spectrum?
[–]paradise_circus1570 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mathematically calculating 'vagina millage' is textbook Aspeger's. Get checked yourself, bro.
[–]ThatsReallyGr815 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shaming anyone for anything in general, unless of coarse, it's something most people don't care for, then it's perfectly fine.
I personally don't dislike sluts, as I can get sex for a reasonable amount of effort. Just use a condom as you always should.
One of my ex-girlfriends once asked me how many women I had ever had sex with. I told her and she freaked the fu<k out. Who would have thought?
[–]jrpark057 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, slut shaming is necessary to restrict females' hypergamous nature, and to restrict their promiscuity.
It is necessary because women care about their social status, and in doing so, to make the women a worthwhile investment for a man.
[–]tchower8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Master: “You see my child, if a key open a lot of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by a lot of keys, then it’s a “shitty lock”.
[–]paradise_circus157-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Vaginas are not supposed to a bloody Fort Nox 🤦♂️ It's a just a sex organ, not a merit badge that you actually end pointlessly glorifying.
[–]jrpark057 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are not attracted to promiscuous women, at least for anything more than a pump and dump.
[–]tchower4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree a vagina is just a sex organ to put your dick in, which is why I’m going my own way rather than getting cucked into a marriage or an LTR with some 2bit thot that’s about to hit the wall, unlike these other morons doing what other people told them was the right thing to do, or the monkey see monkey do mentality when family members like cousins or brothers become official cucks at a wedding.
[–]213546416546845 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right, it doesn't make a difference for a guy. It does, however, destroy a woman's ability to pair bond. If affects both sexes differently, because, regardless what they say on social media, men and women are different.
[–]DarkDragonX1232 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s the kind of logic that only goes one way.
Many concepts that target one specific group of people can be rebutted by applying the same logic to other groups of people. Not this one. This one is special
[+][deleted] 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]paradise_circus1570 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Treating women like regular people and not obsess over their sex organs is the opposite of white knighting.
[–]SomeGuy12510 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Treating women like regular people
You mean like men...which they are not. Men and women are EXTREMELY different in many ways...many obvious and many not.
If you treat a women like you would a man then you are a moron.
[–]paradise_circus1571 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When was the last time you had actually had sustained human interaction with a woman? I mean how detached from reality can you be NOT to treat women like regular people?
/r/incels is that way
LOL
Well last night when i was fuckin your girl little cuck.
Maybe you need to read the sidebar before you come here spouting bullshit and then maybe you're opinion will matter.
I'm sure there is a board of cucks you could go to.
[–]RealBiggly625 points626 points627 points 4 years ago (38 children) | Copy Link
She never was your girl; just your turn.
[–]Borsao66149 points150 points151 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damnit, beaten to it.
[–]john21232126 points127 points128 points 4 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
This truth makes me want to kill myself. Life is a torturous sham. Nothing matters, everyone is fake, and the only guarantees are suffering and death. I never asked to be born. None of us did. Fake love is the cruelest torture of all. There is no escape from thought.
[–][deleted] 121 points122 points123 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It’s had the opposite effect on me. It depressed me at first but now I feel entirely liberated by this knowledge. I now know I’ll never be dumb enough to enslave myself to a woman again. Life is for living now! Women will hold you back and make you poor so you might as well make life about you.
[–]WanderlustYouth35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This, im more a happy nihilist than a sad one, because without any inherent meaning, i don't feel compelled to sacrifice myself for some apparent "greater good"(women, marriage, military, religion, etc. etc.). I kinda just do what I want most of the time.
[–]MattMan97027 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm there too, though I do appreciate women and their energy too. I mean bros, we were made for each other, man and women. I actively manage my resentments now, one day at a time, and seek to engage with women again soon. But I am very clear now and will be until I die - this society has poisoned the well and we are all sick or recovering. Women are who they are, and I will not be blinded to the reality.
[–]TwilightSea5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got my pussy from my last ex and I'm good.
[–]SomeGuy12510 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I now know I’ll never be dumb enough to enslave myself to a woman again.
Fair point.
I would basically have to get a lobotomy to even consider it now.
[–]TheLastMgtow40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Thats the redpill rage or blackpill. That thought is one step above the bluepill, and it is only a sign of connection to reality. It is good, it is positive even if you dont understand it now. Thats full of energy, although still repressed or depressed energy.
What did you want? A comfortable life where you are living in a bubble of lies? Eating your fast food, buying useless clothes and other useless shit. Stucked with a boring nawalt that has no notion of anything, and is just there because her awalt is not yet activated? Or her own spawn, that evolutionary speaking you didnt even evolve to grow around, for 18 fucking long years, sounds like a prison sentence even if all goes well.
Life is interesting because none of that is true. Life is energy. Life is a risk. Life is not mathematical formula, like npcs and whiteknights would prefer, and so much insist on believing.
You didnt came here to watch and wait. And since what you said is true, the world is a mess, why not just live your life to the fullest and watch it burn? Be the barbarian man. Dont be the sedentary slave, cucked by illusions or mourning the death of an empire that always wanted your destruction.
Or you have the bluepill of worrying about women, civilization, politics, morals and supposedly a family, all on the backs of men, all bullshit that has nothing to do with your true happiness. Thats how they sell you tradcuck lies, and turn men against men, that makes you worry and try to fix women and society problems just so that they can ruin it all again, and again, and you will fix it again, like a cuck in the average relationship. And nothing is further from the truth, its all damn lies. You primal reality was not concerned with that at all. You should be worrying about yourself, your happiness, and those that are close to you, or other men that are mgtow minded (not tradcuck minded, learn to make that distinction ffs).
It is true you were not made to hate and fight your own species. And we are living in an environment that pits us against each other. But look at the positive side, you can live like a king now.
While none of us asked to be born, and it is only our right to end our lives at any time, we have that power and its easy...why not just for the sake of it, live this life like a motherfucker? How liberating is the idea that we men are such a fucking beasts that we are always ready, we cant be killed twice.
The ultimate mgtow truth is that you are the uberman of Nietzsche. You are above that. The moment you understand you are not afraid of death, or anything for that matter, then you are finally liberated. Because all that anger stems from fear. Fear of losing, fear of being alone, fear of your status being lower and you missing out. You are just one more mgtow warrior in this journey, and every day you are not a simp bluepill, is a day worth living. So value the fact you know the truth. For others in past generations could only dream of that priviledge, or if they knew, they thought they were just insane, and the only ones.
Go your own way, you might go down, certainly we all will go down, but before it there will be fireworks.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Inspiring post ! Thanks man... it made my day.
[–]Kinetic_Wolf5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
You thrive in chaos. I do not. I thrive in certainty, predictability of the beautiful.
What we wanted are incongruent with each other. Neither is right, but this world wasn't made for folks like myself. That said, at least I know the truth, so I won't make poor choices going forward.
[–]TheLastMgtow2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I understand bro. But the only certainty in life is death. Absolutely the world is messed up. I hope you will be safe.
[–]Kinetic_Wolf2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Actually no. That used to be the case, but there are a few scientific endeavors now to cure ourselves of the curse of death, via Google's Calico program, and Aubrey Degrey's SENS research. In 30-50 years, it's likely that natural aging will be a thing of the past, and / or rejuvenation therapies will exist to repair accumulated damage.
[–]TheLastMgtow3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
That would be aawesome. But i dont think we will see that in our lifetime. But if we see it, count me in. Ill gladly live forever. That would be the best for any mgtow. I would learn a different martial art and a different science every year. We would become gods on earth. Perhaps a law could be made to only allow those to live forever if they have no kids. And once you got kids, then halting the process of aging would no longer be supported. So to keep the world with some balance.
This would also be a good incentive to colonize other planets. Those who volunteer to go live in a shithole colony in Mars would be granted it immediately. Meaning they would not die from aging, so they could work forever in Mars.
We waste too much time just learning what exists already, and we have few time to develop new things. That would be revolutionary. We would certainly develop a lot with it.
In 30-50 years, it's likely that natural aging will be a thing of the past, and / or rejuvenation therapies will exist to repair accumulated damage.
That will be hell of expensive. And probably only accessible to the elites. Nonetheless i think death itself cant be avoided, but just the proccess of aging being halted is one of the best conquests of humanity, and would saved tones of resources. However it would be opposed by a lot of people, mainly religious people.
[–]Kinetic_Wolf1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It wouldn't be that expensive, because of economies of scale. as long as the government doesn't mess that up by trying to regulate and control it. Then it'll cost millions. But even then, as MGTOW, that is a feasible option.
Death can't be escaped from outside sources. A bullet can still end your life. But natural aging will be conquered.
[–]TheLastMgtow2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully man.
Now related to women. Imagine, how that would impact gender relations. Women have their value hyped when they are young because they will age quickly. But in a world where every woman looked young, that would quickly make a huge difference.
I have seen 10/10's behave very humble because there were fewer men, and many other 10's. I mean they were not exactly 10's, but you get the idea ahah.
Basically if all women were 10's, then they wouldnt feel so special. Well, they will still eat cakes everyday and become landwhales, anyways. pfff, fuck this.
[–]Kinetic_Wolf1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It won't matter. In 50 years from now, AI will be sufficient, and robots will have reached the point where we'll have the capability to create "Aida" type androids that can replicate female companionship as well as a normal woman. Plus they'll be clean, disease free, etc.. give me one of those and a dog, and immortality, and I've literally achieved heaven on Earth (or other planets eventually).
[–]GrandYam_HomeRun24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This realization is not the end point, it is just the beginning to a whole new world, a better world.
[–]limbojunkie22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes me believe more in nihilism.
[–]NoCharism23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
im on the verge of leaving society, my it job, all that i gained over the years, go into the mountains and live there all by myself and read my bible
[–]FalsePositiveRethink1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am so jealous.
[–]NoCharism4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
you shouldnt be jealous brother.
Right now im still part of the system, if i dont leave by the end of this month, then im still going to be part of this system.
(right now im on vacation for two weeks so i have some time to plan my new life, like where am i going to go, what am i going to take with me, what im going to do during the day, how will i take care of my hygiene?)
Im glad i have some bushcrafting skills and i know how to build camps in the woods, so that should help.
The most problematic thing would be to find water and food for me. (probably going to live off of my hard earned money for the first few months)
I already have some ideas, but even if i will have this "perfect" plan, i will still have to make the step towards my new life and never look back
If i chicken out, then im nothing but a loser who makes big claims and doesnt follow his word
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yea that’s right. Like Jordan Peterson says, do something meaningful that can excuse all the pain and suffering.
I would not listen to Juden Peterson if i was you.
[–]markus_brutus11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My friend, you are depressed.
Nothing really matters, unless it matters to you. This thought has freed me from doing things i don't want to do or pretending to be someone i'm not.
Although people can be a source of happiness and love they can also be the opposite. You, your core foundation as a person, should not rely on any individual to make you happy.
[–]Pooddit9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're not being a man. You're supposed to be with your crew of men competing with each other to increase your abilities, out of a natural drive for competence and acceptance. Being with a crew of men, there would have been women around, and you would have learned from watching older males and from practice how to deal with them and your own sexual drive (upon reaching puberty). Women are inferior boys, with sneaky manipulative abilities, and a drug-like fun box. Like any possibly addictive thing, like booze, women must be understood as powerful and must be managed.
There is an age-old system in place to deal with that. It has almost been erased from society, and that is why men and women are fucked up.
[–]Janoz1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From darkness comes light.
[–]Crixusgannicus1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why? Eat Drink Be Merry and always 3F followed by return to MGTOW. If you don't know what 3F is..the middle F is Fuck 'em. Go do some homework to learn the other two.
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've gone all the way with stoicism and nihilism, and then through to the other side.
The key is laughing at how absurd it is that life is pointless and finding your own path.
There is NO single point to life. You get to decide.
[–]lulusalem93 points94 points95 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just your turn to use the hole
[–]UltraCarnivore44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And get the herpes. And AIDS. And if you're in an especially bad luck, a baby.
[–]Caathrok15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would consider AIDs worse than a baby. At least the baby will be 18 one day. AIDs is forever.
[–]KoopaKlaw6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Harsh but true, unfortunately.
[–]caralto5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wonder if he got one last ride before dumping her ass, something fitting like balls deep anal, then ass to mouth, you know for memories.
[–]Thor-Loki-13 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, number 201.
[–]ParalyticPoison2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just his turn to ride the moldy and rusted up Marry-Go-Round.
[–]Dinomiteblast164 points165 points166 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Girls should have a cockmile counter like you have on a car.
[–]PhantomCowboy118 points119 points120 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
don't forget to check the hoefax
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Can you imagine how much women would lose their shit if someone started an app/database like that?
[–]Trind18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
There already is an app for women to do that to men, because of course there is. It's called LuLu.
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Can we opt out of our records?
[–]Trind11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nope. You don't get to choose if a review of you is made or not.
I mean, it works exactly like a "hoefax" would work. Someone makes an anonymous review of you.
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That is seriously fucked up ... but maybe we can create multiple accounts and leave glowing reviews about ourselves. Shit ... million dollar idea, we sell that shit as a service
[–]Trind8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I say we go full Anita Sarkeesian on women and we get them to pay us money, and if they don't then we leave terrible reviews for them.
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I choose not to go into battle with a team full of "Karens"
[–]DiosanXaq6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Say no more fam.... I’m on it....
[–]CdVrfl3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Willing to provide help in this endeavor.
[–]jrpark052 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Show me the hoefax!
[–]carninja683 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You take her off the lot and half her value disappears instantly
[–][deleted] 153 points154 points155 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
If you do the math for a girl with a bf the numbers aren’t far off . If you’re dreaming of a girl with less that 8 miles of cock in here I have some bad news
[–]Inner_Juice37 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yup, even if her "body count" is only 1, she has probably still taken about 10 miles of dick if they've been together for more than 4 yeras.
[–]300C29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be fair, 10 miles in one "car" is better than getting out every few feet and hopping into another "car".
[–]Inner_Juice1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love the analogy! But in this case, I don't care how she acquired the 10 miles of cock. 10 miles of cock is 10 miles of cock. I don't care if she got it from Chad, Tyrone, and 55 of their friends, or just Chad. She'd just be way sluttier in the former case.
[–]markus_brutus5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Before purchase make sure to ask the mileage.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All odometers are reset to a reasonable amount and one nightstands don’t count
[–]Scrawler3576 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women call one night stands "Mistakes", that's why they aren't counted.
[–]DangZagnut118 points119 points120 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s why you don’t commit to them. You don’t own shit. You’re just a few inches more than she had before.
[–]king-of-the-light58 points59 points60 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She lost count after 200
[+][deleted] 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]RRFdev7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also that dude made an error in his assumption that the girl just fucked one guy after another.
No. Sluts often fuck multiple guys at the same time. She does group sex, cheats and gets in polyamorous relationships too.
[–]random-MGTOW56 points57 points58 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This must go viral lol. Made my day tho. Hahaha
[–]bee-sting34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a girlfriend for 2 years, we had sex twice a week.
She's also had 10 miles of dick.
She's not my girl any more.
[–]TheGodsmustbelazy30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dont suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!
[–]wwstewart4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"In a row?"
[–]lllIIIIIIIlIIIIIlll32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is copied from an old 4chan post, too bad I lost the pic.
[–]Careful_Description2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One sec brb
[–]tommydickles2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No.
[–]SolidFinding31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He snapped out of it, but another funny thing is he thought she was his "girlfriend". Just in that one word you get the picture about his entire worldview. You know she led him by the nose to believe that. As if a guy has a "girlfriend" and that means they're paired off and have something special and exclusive. It does raise a chuckle.
[–]niem25427 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
literally riding a mile 6 inches at a time
[–]saikaushal25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
r/theydidthemath
[–]graveyardgraph10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/theydidthemonstermath
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want someone to post it there so we can all be brigaded for stating facts /s
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When girls tell you how many dudes they've slept with you have to multiply it by 3. I don't know if this rule still applies today but in the past girls have told me:
"Ya i've only been with like 9 guys"
So i say "Oh so you mean 27?"
her "OMg how tf did you know? That's the exact number!"
[–]PunchoVilla3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah and for men you divide by 3. Easy numerology
[–]-The_Weeb_Lord-21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How has she not gotten an STD?
[–]AlbertCohol35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s to say she hasn’t an entire collection?
[–]-The_Weeb_Lord-9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Statistically whores like this have already had 4 or 5 stds, and almost 100% certainly has chronic genital herpes. People who work at STD clinics can probably back me up.
[–]-The_Weeb_Lord-8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read that people got herpes from drinking Belle Delphine's bath water
[–]Frog_g21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Terrace Popp with the dick stacking test. Great YouTube video
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember, being a slut is not only celebrated for women but you're expected to think of it as "just a phase"
See it's "just a phase" if she destroys her body for a decade..
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That’s about the length of a half marathon, and she had that amount of mileage in her.
Let that sink in....
[–]let_that_sink_in11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Again? What is it doing here now?
Good bot.
[–]shammylamby10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These women nowadays are nothing but damaged goods with very little return on investment. And thiml someday, if we make it this far, nursing homes will be filled up with old ladies covered in nasty tattoos. Not to mention they will all probably be infested with drug-resistant venereal diseases. Yuck
[–]Geologist20107 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope men are taking the same advice and not fucking a different girl every 7 days
[–]viking_canuck6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha that's great
[–]tomatohtomato7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You go girl!
[–]BlackWinterShinigami6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO now that's an epiphany
[–]jbslol6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And she has no kids? Think about how many abortions she’s had. She must have wild mood swings.
[–]Not_at_Sears5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I went out with a girl who told me some shit like this one time. I tried counting that many dudes at the bar we were at and I gave up and went home lool.
[–]SomeElvisFan4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
200 hundred guys...?
Sheesh.........................................................................
[–]simplystimpy4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Finally! Tonight, I will have enough dicks to complete the Dick Ship and retuuurn to Dick Planet!"
[–]hakoonamatata93 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not a woman that's a used fleshlight which is being passed around in your college since it was built.
[–]GTFonMF3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He did the maths.
Also, “girl looks like she’s taken 10 miles of dick” is no longer just an expression apparently.
[–]CoinSwapTrader2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After 200 dicks she is satan's girl now...no man will ever want to own it
[–]SenpaiPete3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, that is nasty! I would have run for the hills the moment she let that cat out of the bag.
[–]volsung8082 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In the immortal words of Popp. That’s a lethal fall!!! Shit that’s not only a fall that’s a skydive. You made the right choice my dude!
[–]MGTOWtoday3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once suggested a “I hit that registry”. It would be similar to the sex offender registry, but the guys would be anonymous. They could detail which thots they banged, so anyone looking to get into a relationship could check her mileage.
[–]harrison_wheels2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over two hundred? Rookie numbers in today's society.
[–]red_matrix2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Modern women. It’s that simple.
[–]parabola19843 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like one of those dinosaurs programs where they compare the timeline of human history to that of dinosaurs and used the football field analogies, but for dicks taken.
[–]lynchhh212 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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I want to post it. Let's see how it's received.
[–]Outbeforeeveryone2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A F in the dick stacking test!
[–]Mierdaz2462 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Excellent!
[–]me76h2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the calculations
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No morals and no respect for herself. That's disgusting when you get a visual.
[–]Cades132 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
200 * 3 = 600
[–]Kratz1772 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go to South America and sleep with hookers. Give America the middle finger.
[–]wtfboooom2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He really should have said calculated the volume of cum in ounces that she absorbed up her gash as well.
[–]Wonderlen2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the new first base is getting a girlfriend drunk and getting her to confess about her sex life
[–]I_hate_roastbeef2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is never yours, it's just your turn
[–]bangkok__dangerous2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Think of the most amazing girl you’ve met in your life. The most beautiful girl you can, the one that got away. Got her? Okay, now just remember that somewhere, someone out there is absolutely fed up with her bullshit
[–]DarkNights2922 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny, but this is a copy pasta
[–]Xyberfaust2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And when you gave her dick, it's like you had sex with over 200 guys as well. You probably have every STD in the books. Congrats on being walking death.
Why are we not screening people before we have sex with them ? Why do porn stars have the common decency to do this but regular idiots don't ?
[–]fuetdevic1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who else had a 10+ miles gf lol
[–]ttomottomo1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else thinking Arbys for lunch?
[–]PapaMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like T Popps dick stacking test
[–]LightningPeregrine1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Terrence Popp did a couple of vids about this; "500 Miles of Mr right" and "Challenge excepted" Watch in that order and you will not be disappointed.
[–]islanddude161 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he is pretty good with math
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Yo I just straight up lost my mind in the first 2 lines. No joke
[–]glowcircuit1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg, what kind of loser made this?
[–]Devious_Fox1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why you fucking need math, kids!
[–]grizzer991 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post of the week for sure. Thanks for the share and laugh mate
[–]MurdockSiren1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]johnnydh851 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn he put that into perspective. Shit
[–]daytookRjobz1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The weiner train chugged on through her felopian highway.
I bet it looks like a 4 lane highway with a shoulder on each side.
Chugga chugga
[–]Skeetskeet19791 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She never was his girl.
[–]Kabla821 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao. Way too much thought bro.
The only "Woke" that matters.
[–]vector56331 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me laugh. Epic!
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A group of cougars looking at dicks: the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
[–]IcebergSlimThrown1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm curious why Iceberg Slim hasn't been brought up on this. I am also curious if this is what Iceberg Slim meant by mileage.
[–]Splendid_Wiz1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy watches Silicon Valley on HBO
[–]gentlegiraffe19880 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet it's fine for men to fuck as many women as they want. #doublestandards
[–]Gala0-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What was exactly the problem with her sex count after him?
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fcuk.... ))))
блять....))))
blyat'.....))))
[–]Agstafallah-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She might have bumped her head on a cable car. https://www.liveabout.com/cable-car-nymphomaniac-4038420
[–]gerbil_jammer-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so it it was originally made on dos.
[+]MrMagtow-13 points-12 points-11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, to be fair to the guy who got into his car to "measure" the distance, she wasn't his anyway.
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