In high school there was this super Christian honor roll girl who always acted super pleasant and nice. Everyone saw her as a goody two shoes. However, I found out from a source I know I can trust that she was such a sleaze-a-gal that she disappeared during a PTA meeting with a dude and banged him in the back stairwells. I kept quiet about it, mainly because I knew no one would believe me. But my source was a super close friend who I know would not lie to me about something like that. At first he wouldn't tell me who the dude was, but after pressing for details, I found out that it was our class president, who was also supposedly a super Christian type. And this was at a Christian high school.

It makes me wonder how many supposed good girls back in the 50s or so when women were supposedly virtuous and chaste were really wanton, slovenly hoes. How many alleged good wives went to church every Sunday and baked nice cakes and rubbed their husbands feet when he came home, but when he left for work it was a different story. I wonder how many pretty middle class women who read the Bible and baked would bang Eric the Pool Boy or Tyrone the refrigerator repair man when their husband was away. Then when he left, she would get all cleaned up and bake fresh biscuits for her hubby, then sweetly welcome him home after his tough work day.

I don't know that there's many stats on how many good wives turned into sleazy, lustful skankacunts when hubby was away, but I'd bet it was a lot.