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[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 31 points32 points33 points 2 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
The mere threat of such as horror would make me confess to killing Abraham Lincoln.
[–]Curious_Oogway 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hahahah….I would beg for waterboarding.
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd beg to be covered in gasoline and set alight.
[–]Double_Pickaxe_YT 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same
[–]BobbingForBunions 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The mere threat would instantly turn me into Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman) from Mission: Impossible III.
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL I think that describes a lot of men's reactions.
[–]Jacob_Marley88 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Yes Ma'am....Caesar, Lincoln, and JFK had it coming.....where do I sign?"
[–]AccomplishedAndHappy 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:-D
[–]jeepdrvr18 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would make me talk. I would even make up shit to make it stop.
[–]Cursedwithknowing 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think that would go under crimes against humanity.
[–]throwthe88-2 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are correct! Even consider how Feminism preaches “kill all men”
[–]MGTOWski 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would put me to sleep.
[–]xmetalmanx013 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely worse than waterboarding. The terrorists are doomed...
[–]Frequentbadideas 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've been waterboarded, bring on the hose.
[–]YNWATobi 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It seems to me that West had lost The Cold War.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would spill and say anything rather than listen to that crap. Death is preferable.
[–]PuffyHamster 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How can they possibly fill 12 hours of a made-up topic? Never mind, I don't want to find out.
[–]MonigMedia 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s unconstitutional but so are divorce courts
[–]roflcopt0rz_returns 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Babylon bee has been on absolute fire for years now. Guess it’s not hard though when reality is stupider than fiction
[–]rubix_fucked 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The nagging power of a woman is now harnessed to protect (enslave) the free world.
[–]Joker_Christ 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd water board myself if it meant not listening to that crap.
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I DID IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DID IT!, PLEASE JUST KILL ME, PLEASE, I WILL DRIVE YOU TO MY LEADERS HOUSE AND INTRODUCE YOU, I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING, JUST SHUT HER UP!
[–]Global_MGTOW 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Intersectional Feminism = Overprivileged White Women complain that they're just as oppressed as Black people who went through slavery because Patriarchy.
[–]georgesoyros 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unthinkable 2
[–]NickTesla2018 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that doesn't kill you, Free Dinner Strategy will.
[–]Joker_Christ 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is how you defeat the terrorist.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Calm down, satan
[–]thewhiskey_zulu 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would sing like a canary and I've been through SERE.
[–]Third_Gray_Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since today I will call Human Rights at the toilet paper.
[–]Salladus 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CIA: Interrogate this terrorist
Feminists: Say no more
[–]Fancy-Ad657 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can deal with the chair, the bondage, the pissing pot, being naked in boxers, heck even the lecture... but god dammit, that is some ugly ass old woman.
[–]Johnnntena 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Baby shark for 10 hours will be better
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[–]MGTOWski 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]xmetalmanx013 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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