Its UFC226 tonight so i went to the gas station to get some supplies haha, fuck the diet tonight i cheat like a KING.

There was this hag in line she must have been 25 or younger, of course me at 46 gray hair and i buzzed it cut small gut i would have had zero chance, but the fact that i ignore her and was more interested in checking out the candy bars, then her ass made her kind of go WTF.

She was all nice to the cashier all fake LOL and left. Me and the cashier look at each other and i told him man those fucking hags today hey, he said you would not believe it.

Enjoy your time bitch after 30 its all over the wall.