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Internet date: A Cautionary Tale

March 17, 2018

This happened to me a few years ago, and thought I'd share with you guys.

Met a girl on an internet dating site. She was down for the pound. Early 30s, not bad looking. From a neighbouring town. Went for drinks then more drinks. Back to my place. Straight to bed.

Slapped it in her, unprotected (don't recommend that, by the way). I'm not a complete fucking idiot though, so I pulled out and nutted on her stomach.

She starts crying. WTF? I ask her why. She said her hubby had just left her and she was trying to get pregnant to get him back. Said I looked similar enough to him on my picture.

I'm guessing I would have been hit up for child support payments had hubby not fallen for it. Wear a condom, fellas.

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Title Internet date: A Cautionary Tale
Author boy_named_su
Upvotes 33
Comments 8
Date March 17, 2018 6:18 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If a girl ever got mad at me for wearing a condom, I would immediately assume she's got at least one STD. Cuz if she didn't want me to wear one then she probably didn't want any other guy to wear one either and that's fuckin gross.

[–]ManIsWalking14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I've had a few girls get pissed off at me for wanting to wear a condom. They usually say they are on the pill so one isn't needed, when I put one on anyways they are always like "what, don't you trust me? I told you I'm on the pill."

[–]CapnPoot6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nutcases. Had a girl do this to me by lying that she was on 3 types of birth control. Had to force her to take a Plan B

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Good choice, but wear a condom. From what I've heard pullout barely ever works

[–]CulturalWishbone5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

It works, but only if you do it right. Precum sperm is mostly myth. Real problem is guys don't pull out in time, because it feels very good.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol you will be passing out cigars before you know it my boy

[–]CulturalWishbone0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

You assume so much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Whatever you say, daddio.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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