This happened to me a few years ago, and thought I'd share with you guys.

Met a girl on an internet dating site. She was down for the pound. Early 30s, not bad looking. From a neighbouring town. Went for drinks then more drinks. Back to my place. Straight to bed.

Slapped it in her, unprotected (don't recommend that, by the way). I'm not a complete fucking idiot though, so I pulled out and nutted on her stomach.

She starts crying. WTF? I ask her why. She said her hubby had just left her and she was trying to get pregnant to get him back. Said I looked similar enough to him on my picture.

I'm guessing I would have been hit up for child support payments had hubby not fallen for it. Wear a condom, fellas.