This happened to me a few years ago, and thought I'd share with you guys.
Met a girl on an internet dating site. She was down for the pound. Early 30s, not bad looking. From a neighbouring town. Went for drinks then more drinks. Back to my place. Straight to bed.
Slapped it in her, unprotected (don't recommend that, by the way). I'm not a complete fucking idiot though, so I pulled out and nutted on her stomach.
She starts crying. WTF? I ask her why. She said her hubby had just left her and she was trying to get pregnant to get him back. Said I looked similar enough to him on my picture.
I'm guessing I would have been hit up for child support payments had hubby not fallen for it. Wear a condom, fellas.
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