She whored herself out to a rich dude when younger. Now she's clinging to the last vestiges of her beauty, bored out of her mind in a fancy mansion, wearing the finest clothes and jewelry. She resents her husband for being away so much wheeling and dealing to support their lifestyle. She has a raspy voice from too much smoking, and her once-tight pussy is now Grand Canyon sized. Yet, she manages to lure unsuspecting young dudes into her lair for cheap, raunchy sex. Her hubby probably even knows. He's busy banging young secretaries.

So one day, you're working your second job delivering food for a restaurant app and you knock on her door with her Moo Goo Gai Pan. She tips you with a hundred dollar bill and invites you to come in. She says the water in her hot tub is heavenly, and you don't need a swimming suit.

Any takers? Personally, I would thank her for the tip and race outa there. But this crap must appeal to some dudes because these cougars do get some action.