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[–]LemonZeppelin2764 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's actually fake news, she's not dead. Yet. But it would be very predictable.
[–]cfuse32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am disappoint.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Everything posted here lately is fake, for the fuck's sake, do your research people.
[–]TheGillos8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea really. I wanted to post this to a friend, but I did a quick double check.
I wish I didn't have to fact check every god damn thing I see upvoted on here!
[–]Mini_Bot6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't even go on here for funny karma stories anymore because some of us are too eager to jump on any form of validation. Stop becoming mindless drones like feminists. We don't need irrational cultists and sheep.
[–]future_faking1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They probably did! On Facebook.
[–]Appleseed123332 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give it one maybe two years. Whales can't live on land forever.
[–]jake_burger22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This is satire, the picture is of a woman named Kelli Jean Drinkwater who is still alive
[–]davisyoung11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Are you sure about the name? It doesn't seem to check out.
[–]themanfromsaturn24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Kelli Jean Drinkgravy
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's comments like this that make me love the internet.
[–]jake_burger3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
her website I can't find any news of her death, only her picture with the name Marge Swanson. And no (what I consider) reputable news sources for this story
[–]necuz4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's implying that she probably doesn't drink water.
[–]jake_burger2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah I see, I couldn't hear the sarcasm
[–]NoThirst1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Christ I can't UNsee the pic at the bottom of the front page.
I see she's an "artist"....makes perfect sense.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe if we all accepted her she might have lived to be a 100. It's the shame that killed her.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a shame
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...the "Patriarchy" killed her. (yeh I realize it's fake)
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Healthy at every size! LMFAO
[–]DangZagnut7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Post this shit to /r/conspiracy, clearly she was a target of assassination.
Most likely by misogynistic white males with some fat shitlording agenda.
[–]justiceavenger1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would anyone pay to have her assassinated? She is killing herself already.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being the pall bearer lol. I bet the market for extra large coffins is enormous.
[–]BloodRainOnTheSnow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if over a certain weight they just start using a tractor to lift it.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know a woman who works for a funeral company and they are breaking their backs over the weight of these dead whales. They use special trolleys mostly, but still have to lift them up stairs. At funerals, some coffins require people to volunteer to help carry them and the staff are not permitted to ask for volunteers either. Awkward, insurance issues I believe.
[–]BloodRainOnTheSnow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They should charge a certain amount per pound if a person's weight is over a certain threshold. Seriously. Fucking fatties are causing all kinds of back issues in paramedics and apparently funeral workers as well.
[–]AnotherGypsy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are wayyy more expensive
[–]Cuck-WTF2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Healthy at any weight."
[–]ilearnfast1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is inhuman to make sarcastic and ironic remarks for somebody that is dead BUT you doing so points out that it IS unhealthy to be fat, thus you are making a good deed.
[–]Revorob1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd think that a fat person dying of a heart attack at just 34 would be a wake-up call to all the ignorant fatties and HAES fools out there. Sadly, it won't be.
[–]GehrmanTheHoonter1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wasn't this proven to be satire? Still, it won't sway the legions of landwhales.
[–]UDT221 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great picture
[–]williamcoolman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're Healthy And Large, Everybody!
[–]TryDoingSomethingNew1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she's the same fatty who became part of an Internet meme when she was in a discussion on a TV show (not sure which one) about obesity with a health and/or fitness guy. She claimed to be physically active (which is obviously a lie) and refused answer direct questions about what she actually ate daily. Avoiding answering the question and started getting defensive.
What a huge pain in the ass these loser fatties are - touting "health at every size" (HAES) yet going to great lengths to bypass having to defend against factual and scientifically sound objections.
The snapshot of his face after trying to deal with that lying, fatlogic-y hambeast says all! That pic became the meme, mainly, lol.
[–]ploobadoof1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do I get a laugh when I read the words "fat" and "active" in the same sentence.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://media1.giphy.com/media/H7iEm8CKI9ZAs/giphy.gif
[–]slappydapussy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't desire for anyone to die, but your title made me laugh.
[–]dominotw1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is a anti sjw fantasy sub
Can we stop posting bullshit? If you lie on the internet, you are literally Hitler.
[–]ransay32771 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sure hope this is a fake. No one wants to see our brave EMT's pull their backs getting her into the ambulance.
Whatever that is, I would have bet that she'd die way sooner from a floor collapsing under her
[–]mantriddrone1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she doesn't look a day over 43
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