"It's possible I might be wrong about this whole gender pay gap thing, so let me read the article for that legit news source that you provided and carefully weigh the facts so I can use reason to change my views in the event that I've been wrong about this."

========> Said no feminist EVER

Falling off the Empire State Building and being rescued in mid air by a Pterodactyl Bird is more likely than the above.

The Cleveland Browns going undefeated five years in a row, winning the Super Bowl five years in a row is more likely than the above.

Space aliens landing on my lawn and offering me a banana cream pie is more likely than the above.