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[–]BertTheWelder35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
... and not down the middle. Uppity bitch needed three glasses of pinot and I had a water.
[–]Harrybud071 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Why did you order water? Should have stayed on course with her. Telling her to pay her own, would only make things more difficult, if you were interested.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Probably could see she was interested right away.
[–]Harrybud07-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
is she is interested. and shes hot. and your junk is burning.... pay what ever, who gives a dame...
just make sure you get in your turn for the ride...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oops I meant wasn’t
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she looks like a dissatisfy feminist...
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Can't raped in devorce court if you don't have a wife.
[–]psillycycling1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can’t get to divorce court if you can’t spell divorce
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good funny roast.
[–]Orgies_at_Auschwitz1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh don't worry about that. Divorce courts will think of something.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fucking true man, men are treated as bloody second class citizens and I remind myself every day. People ask why do not like women and say to my friends, because the moment you fall in love or date, it's the moment she fucks everything up in your life.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get reminded everyday I work at the restaurant. Randomly I’ll see older broads giving me dirty looks. For nothing. Mostly because I’m in my 30s, no ring, big smile and I’m pretty open about how awesome it is to live alone. But even without any knowledge I see women literally scowling at men for nothing, everyday.
[–]RedMeatTrinket4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about you spend the night here first, then I get to decide if I want to take you out to a nice place to eat?
[–]Harrybud075 points6 points7 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
With her expression, Dinner is not going to do it.
Maybe a pair of shoes and a hand bag, might complete the trick?
[–]boytjie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This may vary with personality, but with an expression like that I would be very much "well, fuck you too", write her off and move on. (I don't think I would have posed the head question on a 1st date. I think the boy-meets-girl situation is more conservative in my country than in the US).
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
i find her cold, none sensual, sensitivity...where is the female in her?
I have no desire to allow a female into my inner space... 15 years relationship with one, dealings with her, her friends, her family and canadian family court...
longer have time for them, can no longer can stand them within my inner peace and space...
for me, to even talk to one of them, they did have to be very special; otherwise i do not even look at them...
only on professional basis.
[–]boytjie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
GYOW. I was just responding to your comment where i said that I wouldn't bother any further because of her expression whereas you were implying extra effort because "dinner is not going to do it".
got it, good point..
[–]FactCheckOnTheFly3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She gives head. Just not to beta dates.
[–]NickTesla20182 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can tell she has another guy lined up for the dance with no pants after this date. And it's not the poor shlub picking up the tab.
[–]d4ng3rz0n31 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is actually my policy
[–]lastlaugh1001 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dinner dates are for old people. Coffee date then cook at home. If she can’t cook or she doesn’t appreciate your cooking and doesn’t fuck then no point in rewarding her with a restaurant date.
[–]AlanSmithy991 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've hardly spent a minute on this subreddit and I'm already cringing at how sad you people are, go ahead and block me
So he asked for that during the meal? That's a bit weird.
I imagine this guy at work just turning to his coworkers and asking if it's gay to sleep with trannies. They turn away and pretend to not understand the question.
[–]loneliness-inc-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is why we say no to dinner dates.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"we"?
Aren't you married?
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