Rene is a feminist with blue hair, pink-dyed hairy armpits, and hair shaved off on the left side of her head. She waddles along on her 350-pound body, getting out of breath every day. She tells everyone she has slow metabolism and so her weight isn't her fault. She gets no exercise and instead spends all her time in social media screaming at people about the evils of fat shaming and how all body types are beautiful and healthy and how men who don't want to climb on top of her blubbery, flatulent body and bang her are evil misogynists. All this activity has worked up her apetite, so we now join her for lunch at Burger King.

Rene: I'll have a Triple Whopper with extra mayo and extra cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake, a hot fudge Sunday and ...... let's see, I'm watching my weight ..... and one small Diet Coke.