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[β]1-2-3_KID79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Dude even if a guy meets all those requirements, women still feel that the guy must feel lucky to be with her.
At the end of the day, there is no winning move by playing the game. Any move you make will result in a loss.
[β]BobbingForBunions19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Things may look discouraging today for men. But in 20 years, the women making unreasonable demands will be alone, depressed, and consigned to go from one "pump and dump" to another.
These women will slowly realize their assets (looks, vaginas, sex appeal, etc.) have depreciated while men's have appreciated with time. Men who remained single will have more money, more freedom, and more options.
Moreover, men who take care of themselves tend to age well. Not so with women.
Short-sighted women are sabotaging themselves. They're playing the short game. Meanwhile, smart men stay single and play the long game.
Trust me men, if you stay single, take care of yourself, and accumulate assets, you'll eventually have your pick of the litter.
Play the long game.
[β]Red-Pill-Hiki4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you'll eventually have your pick of the litter.
And "litter" describes it. I'll pass. Zero interest in adding an annoying parasite into my great life.
[β]ZealousMaths[🍰] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You should realize that the more shitty the woman the higher and likelier they have a laundry list of demands. Trust me.
[β]screeching-tard6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There were some okcupid studies back in the day that showed the lower quality a woman was she is more likely to self eliminate so to speak from the dating pool she has available. Usually by having high standards that she does not deserve even if she could get them. Even when they get messages from decent'ish guys they tended not to respond to them anyway.
[β]ademmiller9322 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Surely thatβs a joke. lol
[β]GroundbreakingAd758519 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, definitely.
[β]Delifier14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT does seem like a guy who compiled all the contradiciting requirements of women in one list yes.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope, that's just a modern woman, every day more entitled and reaching incredible levels of stupidity.
JUST LIKE THIS https://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/koxss9/freya_india_women_today_are_told_that_no_man_is/
[β]Cold-Gene-463415 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, basically that man must be successful, athletic, desired by women. And being that, he wants to be with a fat feminist with kids and debts. Women cannot be more delusional.
[β]Gaistaz13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is kind of obviously a joke...
[β]KilluaCute7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea. it is satire hinting at the absurd reality of life in this era.
Which is. more or less, a joke.
[β]python8340 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its funny because its true.
[β]Chakra_Devourer7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the part where it says "desperately wanted by other women" but "somehow" he only wants to be with her. Why? Is it because her golden vagina is the most shiniest of them all?
I know it's a joke list but damn...this is exactly what women want in a guy.
[β]Hopefulwaters5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot six pack abs and two PhDs.
[β]dirtydog1136 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over Christmas , I took myself for a weekend getaway to one of the major hotel / Casinos a few hours near where I live-cause I can!!
I was sitting by the pool , enjoying some drinks , relaxing as you do.
A family were near me , made up of the older mother and father, who from hat I could gather over the course of the afternoon , he was paying for everything , and a couple of daughters looking around the mid thirties , early forties .One older daughter had 3 kids and the beat down hubby....another daughter was about 5 foot 4 tall , average looking , couple of tattoos including the tramp stamp, one child with her but no partner , youngest daughter maybe in her early thirties , looking quite tidy in a bikini , no kids or partner that I could see.
Before I left , I overheard the middle daughter talking with her parents , and that the Dad needed to find her a "man" .The list of requirements she came out with , including:
1, Needed to be tall and well builtwith a six pack - after seeing her drink all afternoon and hook into a club sandwich and a plate of Nachos to add to the flab already starting on her
2, Needed to have money - like her Father to pay for everything including her gambling at the casino money
3.Needed to have a couple of tattoos.
4.Needed to have all his own teeth and a full head of hair .
5.Had to have his own house and car
What she demanded compared to what she bought to the table?All of this were pretty much what she said to her parents.The Muther fully agreed while the Dad pretty much just shook his head and returned to reading his book
[β]_Fireside_4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just imagine if the roles were reversed.
[β]raddrickydronzy3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even a job don't require that many qualifications lol.
[β]RaiderBoyComingIn1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being a WORLD LEADER doesn't require that much... The absolute peak of humanity, the 0.00001%, doesn't meet these requirements, lmao!
[β]Iqbal408627152 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha the crazy thing is in this day and age I'd understand if you thought it was serious.
[β]SolusAldrain1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We've reached a point where I can't tell whether this is real or a parody.
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[β]screeching-tard3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love that frosting lady one.
Must love desert and sugar, eating, but also must be in shape, but also not skinny, but also no abs, and also not stronger than her.
Literal back to back contradictions.
[β]Please_Dont_Trigger1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sad part is that it took me until the end to figure out she was being sarcastic.
[β]DKN31 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell I have a good life, but what they hell, itβs what every bitch wants, they see me and think Iβm going to be a good person, no wymen Iβm just going to fuck you and move on...
[β]WickedAtReddit0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, if not the first, the second is similar to an oxymoron. Then i stopped reading
[β]ExSuperior130 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That sums it all up
[β]Miserable-Lemon0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow hypocrisy, thy name is woman. Must be fit but not mind my obesity. Must be rich with lots of money for me. Obese single mom but he is disqualified if he has kids.
What the fuck
[β]StiuNu0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Salut frate roman
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does she bring to the table? Used up roast beef aside
[β]Jakliros0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
delusional. have fun with your cats 49er
[β]ImmediateTechnician70 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβve always wondered why women obsess with men with full heads of hair? Donβt they know most men go through hair loss?? Da phuck. I started receding at age 16.
Just a modern woman, every day more entitled and reaching incredible levels of stupidity.
[β]h0pl1ta0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
7 hhaklhfdksajfhkjsahfkdlahsjfhdl, look at this atrocius thing. This is reality and we should accept it.
The worst part of this list, is it being true and mandatory to the women's hive mind.
[β]Laabaas0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give her my location
[β]OverlordActual10 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obvious troll, but still funny.
[β]RedEyeBlackEye10 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad Clownville shit
[β]liaizon0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And it still won't matter.
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