Man dies and goes to Heaven.
Man: God, I was a good son, husband and father my whole life but the women in my life just treated me like shit, you know...
God: Let me look at your file here a minute... ah... oh... uh.... okay.... can you tell me which part of your collective life experience indicated to you that women wanted you around them for long?
Man: Uh... I mean... that's what I was taught...
God: Taught by whom?
Man: Uh... uhm... I'm feeling kind of stupid right now to be honest. :)
God: That's because you are. And we don't allow stupid fucks into Heaven. Sorry, pal. Who's next? Oh, we have a "bad boy"! I bet he treated women the way I intended.
Man: No!!!!!
Bad Boy: Hey, God. What's up?
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