Let me ask you fine gentlemen a question.

How would you like to move someone else into your personal space, only to have them completely take it over, monopolize everything about it, usurp every available space, dictate all of your free time, nag and complain about every little thing, even when there's nothing to complain about, AND be forced to consult with them every time you want to do anything for yourself, like game, golf, ride your motorcycle, or hang out with your mates?

OK, now how would you like to pay 3/4 of your net income while getting consistently denied sex by a land whale (who used to be a solid 8) for that 'privilege'?

Well that's marriage in a nutshell...

And that's IF you manage to avoid the near 100% likelihood of her either cheating on you, divorcing you and taking half of everything plus your kids, or both.

Sounds awesome right? Yeah... GYOW.