Masturbation is the safest and most efficient way to control sexual impulses

Tokyogaikoku44 · 2017-05-28T03:43:34+00:00

" When in doubt, rub one out", someone said here.

SpaceObama · 2017-05-28T04:52:31+00:00

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Paladin2903 · 2017-05-28T05:48:04+00:00

It's very true. Usually, anytime I was in a moment of sexual desperation, I would text one of the skanks I used to bang. Then, one day, I just started to rub one out whenever I felt the extreme urge.

Honestly, masturbation has probably saved my life. Without it, I'd probably have a small village of kids, and have a net monthly income of $5, after paying "child support." Which is a euphemism for "paying the cunt you had a kid with about 75% more than she needs, because we (the state) sure as fuck don't want to."

Without masturbation, I know I'd be dead or in jail.

2017-05-28T07:14:04+00:00

Sex is just too much bother. Too expensive. Too time consuming. Too difficult to acquire. Too risky. If you are youngish you may think otherwise but its your dick thinking not you. But after 35 slowly time comes when you will say damn it I would rather get massage, new computer game or go travel somewhere than blow money on sex. Sex is good but too many hops right now. Sometimes you may think you are missing out but you may miss out godies like STDs and 20 years of child support. Some people get sex with no consequences but some pay the price.

2017-05-28T03:12:50+00:00

There is nothing wrong with it.

Get that shame crap out of your head.

UsedandAbused87 · 2017-05-28T13:18:31+00:00

Before making any major decision eat, nap, look at your bank account, and rub one out. If you still think the decision afterword then so be it.

NotTheManYouThought · 2017-05-28T07:52:58+00:00

True dat.

I am nearly 30 and have been masturbating for close to 18 years. It takes care of my sexual impulses and brings clarity to my thinking. I have never really felt a real urge to get into a "real" relationship or go to a hooker/escort, although I can see why it's a need in most men.

Although I must add I feel a bit embarrassed with myself because I still masturbate more than twice on a lot of days, given my age (I thought my sex drive was supposed to go down naturally at this point, although I certainly feel less horny than when I was a teenager/in early twenties).

boringcarpets · 2017-05-28T12:14:03+00:00

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/sex-dating/nation/masturbation-can-help-you-be-a-better-decision-maker

After a man has an orgasm, the body releases two hormones into the body: oxytocin and prostaglandin. At the same time, he goes through a refractory period -- where the body calms down and relaxes -- and the guy feels sleepy. It's the sympathetic nervous system calming down.

The hormones in the body have shown to have an antidepressant-like effect and can lead to an overall clear head, which allows people to make more educated decisions

Ergo, when in doubt rub one out

Cicuta · 2017-05-28T11:56:38+00:00

Sex with a feminist cures all desire for women for life.

FuckingSmartass · 2017-05-28T13:57:39+00:00

Well duh!

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Title	Masturbation is the safest and most efficient way to control sexual impulses
Author	vhemtmgtow
Upvotes	63
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Date	May 28, 2017 2:50 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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