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[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckin funny
[–]CSM_Pepper29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not yet come. --- John 2:4
For thou hast had five husbands; and he whom thou now hast is not thy husband: in that saidst thou truly. --- John 4:18
[–]aznandre5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gotta speak in old English so that it sounds more authentic amirite?
[–]xXx420VTECxXx2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can you understand Greek?
[–]Luke0507150 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Real??
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[–]Luke0507150 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No the quote
[+]MaryKiegler-6 points-5 points-4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/fuckcontext
Maybe read the chapters of the verses you cited before taking them at face value
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jesus actually loved a hooker (Mary Magdalene) before any other women.
Hookers are more noble and clean than average women these days.
Men should strive towards making enough money to find hookers that they like and enjoy sex with them that way.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Talent artist
[–]MegtowMonk7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These have been out for years, if not at least a decade. However, this is the funniest one I've ever seen. Ever. Thanks OP for making my sides hurt.
[–]Gmann145 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This woulda been gold if she was in the kitchen with a cook book
[–]bitter_truth_5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now now, God bless tinder whores. Better than a prune that uses sex as a weapon.
[–]NaughtyFred1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Google "asshole Jesus" if you want more of these. Some of them are pants wetting funny.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO. The satire of this.
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the tinder whore I was fucking who tried to tell me she loved me got knocked up by a rando last year. I was wondering why she wasn't texting me bullshit 24/7 for a few months. It's cuz she was fat and preggers, and trying to make it work with the derelict of a father. Shits fucking hilarious. She really thought she could be a huge fuckign whore her whole life, then just have a dude take care of her when she decided she wanted that.
[–]IamBili0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let the sinner regret and repent, for fuck sake Jesus
I'm not into the business of agreeing with thots, but in this case, she's right
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