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[β]Mysterious-Dirt-6506 43 points44 points45 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude, the wall is like 29, 55 is a senior citizen
[β]Deep-Lingonberry8548 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can't bear healthy children, do not ask me out
[β]JimmyZtt 37 points38 points39 points 2 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you're a chaotic emotional mess of a female with decades of baggage, I'm not asking you out.
If you're over 33 or spent all your time riding the C.C., I'm not asking you out.
If all you care about is how much you can get from a man's resources without giving anything useful back, I'm not asking you out.
If you think the world revolves around you and I'm only here for your amusement, I'm not asking you out.
If you have no history of co-operating with a man or have bastard children from a man who deemed you UNWORTHY of a relationship or marriage, I'm not asking you out.
But for real most of you "Ladies" won't be able to even check off one of those boxes let alone all of them. π€‘ππͺ
[β]Cultistofthewheel 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I guess itβs monk mode then!
[β]Sea_Temperature8667 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. The best way.
[β]NoMarriageNoKids 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She so worth it nobody has snatched her up yet. Lemme guess? Smell of mothballs turns people off?
[β]MrNeurotypical 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Old lady smell and taste is actually a thing. The lack of estrogen in saliva, lack of progesterone in vagina. Just blech. Might as well be using another man's asshole.
[β]Number_Useful 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is every chick over 30. So much bullshit then they wonder where all the good men are?
I avoid these women as much as possible, even a simple hello how are you turns into a sad conversation about their lives.
[β]cowardlyoldearth 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes and I'm worth it
Why?
[β]oli_21_[S] 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know this chick.....it's hilarious....one time she said "I don't do drama"
It's still a running joke to this day. This lady is nothing but drama.
[β]cowardlyoldearth 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man, "no drama" chicks are my favorite. Never a dull moment with them!
[β]lolomotif12 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women think because they have a VaGiNa makes them worth it lol
[β]ZarBandit 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Geriatric pussy? Hard pass.
[β]JoeSmith1907 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't possibly understand why she's still single.
She wants guys to ask her out but she doesn't say why they should. She only says who shouldn't. With that attitude what's the incentive for the guys who are secure with good jobs and a sense of humor to ask her out.
Earth to Miss High Standards: "Those guys have options. You are option no. 2,974. Just be patient. Your turn will come."
[β]AlphabetMafia8787 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are option no. 2,974.
You forgot a comma and at least 3 more places.
[β]NickTesla2018 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is when you schedule a date, and then don't even bother to show up.
[β]peshMeten 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are only worth what people are willing to pay, at your age it's a buyers market.
[β]JustI789 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yes and I'm worth it" Such a good joke πππ
[β]Miserable-Lemon 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love the "Yes and I'm worth it"
No wonder women are so terrible at sales
[β]Unforsaken_Dick 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Everytime man, what do these ladies with such high standards bring to the table?!! Your pussy must be super special
[β]Sea_Temperature8667 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I doubt it. They aren't even good at doing that anymore, I bet. They're just all around unattractive now.
[β]Kyxrn 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You donβt decide worth. Others do. Respect for yourself and others is already a lost treasure in this world.
Exactly. I'm glad someone said it.
[β]gram2117 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok. I won't ask you out.
[β]Silver-Discipline550 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who's gonna tell her?
[β]TigPlaze 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's delusion. She's not worth it. She's not worth taking on a date to Target for mac'n'cheese and a hot dog.
[β]drmangrum 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her delivery is bitchy, but her standards aren't that bad. Basically she wants someone her age, established, and well-adjusted.
After she got ran through nine times out of ten. Fuck those demands.
[β]True_Wave 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her ego is big enough to fill a football stadium god damn.
[β]redditradishman 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No danger of it happening trust me.
[β]Redd1t_is_cancer 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just got banned on the Relationship_advice sub (on another acc) for saying something similar to "women over 40 have already given up". I got downvoted over 200 times with literal 30-40 hateful messages by old women. On my way back to home from work I couldn't stop laughing because I knew with those kind of responses I hit a nerve of truth :)
No decent man in his right mind would ask your ratchet, entitled ass out. You females have become the laughingstock of civilization, and the only ones keeping you relevant are your court-jester simps and white knights.
Otherwise, you're obsolete since you idiots aren't as decent and surreal as we we're led to believe.
[β]MrNeurotypical 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So basically the only guys she can pull are insecure, under 40, shitty job guys with no sense of humor. Sounds like she's down to the autistic gamer dudes who live with their parents.
[β]justaguy529[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
do away with all social programs and watch how fast they fall in line
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