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[–]westnblue103 points104 points105 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't matter how perfect the husband is the wife/gf will always find a way to rationalize she's missing out on something
[–]PhilosopherMaster148 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's always the ex's fault no matter how long they've been together...
"I dated my last boyfriend for 4 years and I found out he was a piece of shit"
It took you 4 years to find that out?
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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Lol 3 times a day one day is fine. Try doing that for 2 days and the girls vagina, and honestly probably your penis, is going to be sore by the end of the second day, and would be painful by the 3rd day.
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A pretty dangerous addiction if you ask me.
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[–]Trollileo1234 points5 points6 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
You abuse your CNS which can lead to depression, feelings of being unmotivated, stuff like that.
You might burn off your dickskin from all that friction aswell and get an infection.
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[–]Trollileo1232 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The alcohol abuse does more damage, alot more damage. Fucking 3 times per day is healthy compared to abusing alcohol.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On the plus side, you won't get prostate cancer or ED anytime soon
[–]rp_whybother3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
at 40 its a lot
[–]account418950 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And this is the fundamental problem. The thing that makes men try without success until they die to satisfy women.
What does she need? MORE. And when she gets more, what will she want? MORE.
[–]brutalitymuffin46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Her BMI could be pertinent to her husband's level of interest / effort.
[–]Everlastcanada11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I suspect as much too
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, if she was a heifer, the sex probably would have dried up rather than 3 or 4 times a week. Assuming he's 40 odd as well, maybe the thought of coming home and plowing into the same old piece of meat for the last 20 odd years doesn't appeal as much as it used to. Unlike her though, he can probably find other things to fill his time with that aren't cheating on his spouse.
[–]-Fender-17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Notice how she put quotation marks around "work trips"? She's projecting. Anything to make him into the bad guy. Pretending like work never requires you to go elsewhere for a few days sometime in the year. And from the husband's expectations for her, it's clear that she's a stay-at-home wife, who lives to parasitically consume what resources her husband produces, as she achieves nothing except greater records in ass dimension and weight.
GYOW. The juice is not worth the squeeze. Save yourself time, money, sanity and peace of mind by remaining single.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, presumably another SAHM who thinks packing lunches and picking the kids up from school are just as odious and time-consuming as a 12 hour work day. Definitely strong vibes of someone who has far too much time on their hands so sits at home fantasizing about having a train run on her by all manner of men.
[–]Prototype_Grendel3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He probably loves the work trips becsuse he gets time to himself to game and eat pizza without nagging.
[–]-Fender-0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's what I would do, in his stead. Unlike most women, we men have hobbies unrelated to sex, mating games or dating.
[–]DownvoteIfImCorrect2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just think. Had he made better decisions he could have come home to freedom after his work trip and had an escort suck his sick before playing videogames in complete peace and quiet
[–]Selegus12334 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Than why the fuck wouldn't you tell him. If you don't like something in the relationship address it and try to solve instead of running away.
[–]Dynastywar67 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women don't like having there issues resolved, they like to complain about them to friends, family, and online.
It makes them the hero in there own story, and they feel vindicated when other people agree with there thought processes. Then if they cheat they literally use, well all these people know I'm right to do this, so I am right to do this.
[–]Chakra_Devourer32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only reason she's sticking around because this simp is the best she can get.
She isn't cheating yet because she hasn't found someone yet. She is already mentally checked out. It will only be a matter of time before she climbs onto another dick. Watch as this bitch ruins her own marriage and takes this simp for everything he's got.
[+]blockguy1-17 points-16 points-15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yikes
[–]MeGoingTOWin21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe talk to him about this instead of reddit? Hell he is banging her 3+ times a week. If he knew she wanted to be treated like that im sure he would.
But no. Claim the victim and blame him and the get pounded by Chad. AWALT
[–]nucksboy20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meanwhile she is 40
Like, can people & society just take a chill pill at that point in life?
Both of them are basically infertile
One of them is going to have a serious health scare in the next decade, probably won’t survive the next 2 decades, and meanwhile getting off 75% of the time is a real problem for them
[–]waterfat16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they never think of the farting, nagging, whatever daily bullshit she does that doesnt turn husband on.
Ladies, your shit stinks.
[–]AlbertCohol13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lady, you’re 40. It’s over. It’s him or a jar of peanut butter and a dog.
She wouldn't have a clue what makes her husband happy, either. Probably thinks the highlight of his life is getting to fuck her.
[–]PreDeterminedOutcome10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Work trips". I'm on a "work trip" on a tropical island right now.
Labouring for 14 hours each day and eating from convenience stores every meal for my 3rd week straight.
Yeah, "work trips", they're nothing but good times!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My father and I flew to Europe for a funeral. His mother, my grandmother. We landed in Paris and drove to Eastern europe. Even with car plus gas it was the same price as flying straight there. My mother went on and on about how we were having the trip of a lifetime... driving 24+ hours to a funeral, cleaning my grandmother's house, doing legal paperwork with relatives, setting up the grave and all that, and driving back 24+ hours to paris. Oh yes, trip of a lifetime.
[–]SpaceCowboyBop6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can confirm, work trips are not holidays. Also coming home to chores when you've been doing chores for yourself when away, keeping the rented work home tidy so you don't lose the deposit.
[–]Burnvictim-Chad1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm in the exact same situation.
[–]MrMagtow8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants the CC. They all want the CC. They want to get off, have a baby, then get back on as soon as the child reaches 2 and beings to speak (lots of "NO!" and "Why?").
It is exactly like it is in Logan's Run: They get on carousel, have the baby, then back on again.
The Blue Pill programming deludes men into this pattern. They don't see the truth, they hide from admitting what is RIGHT in front of them.
[–]KneeDeepThought8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There it is, just like always, my favorite excuse: he "made me feel."
bitch you are responsible for what happens between your own ears. stop using projection and irresponsibility to justify seeking a blessing for your upcoming adultery.
he doesn't make you feel. YOU make you feel.
I sure HE feels great working his ass off for you and coming home to that attitude "you expect me to spend five minutes loading a dishwasher? FUCK YOU WORTHLESSASSHOLEI'MGONNAGETANOTHERDICK!"
...but she's not ready for that conversation.
[–]magicmikefx4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will never be ready for it. It will be hamstered away after she cheats etc. He will be totally blindsided by whatever she comes up with.
[–]youngblue787 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage not even once man
[–]Hoodlum2243 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let’s not forget all the years she starved him out, he never left...but she sure as hell can
[–]ZergSuperHighway6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I can tell you exactly why he stopped trying. It's because she stopped trying. Men will give 100% to a woman that makes him feel like she's worth it. 100% of his time, energy, money, etc. He's playing video games and farting and not giving a fuck because he lost interest in her because she's repressed his urge to be a provider. She stopped making him feel good. She stopped asking him questions about his life/interests/hobbies. She stopped wearing makeup and dressing up nice (not even sexy; just something better than sweatpants or a mumu) for him. Only for girls night out. They stopped having meaningful conversations, and not because he stopped trying to have them. Conversations only arise about money, kids, buying a house, their "future". She stopped making sex spontaneous and fun. She likely scheduled it and turned it into a chore that he gets to complete once a month before this turn of events.
I'm not talking out of my ass. I'm talking from many failed relationships with women. Once the honeymoon phase ends they stop fucking trying. You no longer are an excitement, and its assumed you'll continue to be their ATM/daddy who's constantly there to be an emotional support and bend over to her every demand.
It goes from "good morning, honey. how did you sleep?" to "i need you to pay for this," or "you need to do this today" before you even get a change to get your cup of coffee.
Depressingly true. I don't care how alpha you are, eventually all women are like this.
Chores chores chores.
[–]Ibericvs4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'Damn hubby! He has anothers interests and hobbies apart than me and my pussy, how do you dare'
[–]x6x6x619823 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A 40 year old woman says when I picture my future my husband is still in it. Bitch wut, you need to start to picture your retirement plan, not how many men you can still fuck SMH
[–]WanderlustYouth5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can never fathom just how lazy women are, even though i repeatedly see this in my life. "Do the laundry"- literally just tossing clothes and cleaning detergent in a machine then hanging said close to dry (about 10 minutes of "work" at most),"Dishwasher emptied"-that means the lazy cunt doesn't even was he own dishes but instead has a machine to do it and is still complaining that she has maintain it(i don't own a dishwasher since i don't own a wife but its safe to assume that it takes less time to empty it than it does to clean dishes manually, which is only a few minutes),"food made when he wants"-unless he's asking for some world class food from you (which i know he isn't most guys just want something that doesn't taste like shit) thats about an hour to an hour and a half tops. She's so fucking lazy that roughly 2 hours of "work" is a burden to her, and remember most wives think that their "contribution" merits you turning into a work slave for them
[–]paul_G12 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No matter what there will always be something they are missing out on.
[–]kayfab2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where is her Tinder profile hahaha dumb ass cunt, i am so damn happy i quit dating 7 years ago, stupid dumb ass cunts are never ever satisfied, and they do take away all your passions
[–]Nathaniel662 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And between the lines...
"Oh, and i gained 40 pounds, but that doesn't matter right? I deserve the best!"
How can they even think it's ok to look elsewhere. And probably she thinks she's a TOP10 of girls population, and he MUST adore her.
[–]GoMake_me_a_sandwich1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This lady is lying to herself and everyone. She didnt f another guy yet? Yeah right. She talks like that and she has done multiple dudes while hubby was on business trips. Dont lie to make yourself feel better.
[–]Table-1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Theres no point in her writing this post. Literally, and i mean LITERALLY just fishing for attention and basically wants the internet to give her the proverbial "green light" to cheat on her husband. Her motives are plain as day.
[–]MuleFool421 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not like those other guys don't fart and burp like every human on the planet. She's not trying too hard to come up with reasons to cheat. She just wants to be 18 again and, well, that shit ain't happening.
[–]duong90060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure Lars Trier (or what the fuck his name is) can satisfy her by casting her in his Nymphomaniac remake.
[–]mimiczx0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best past she gets to divorce Rape him for half. No matter how good it can be it's never enough. They're draw to the CC...
[–]rocko200020 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But it doesn't make sense. I thought men were the ones who only think about sex all the tine.
[–]Metric_Head0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try asking him.
[–]Mongrel060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure, there's nothing wrong with seeking something more, just warn your husband first so he can run for the hills.
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