Since we know feminism has noting to do with gender equality -- that's just their cover story -- I thought it would be nice to go over what it's really about. Here's what I've found.

  1. Hatred of men. This one's at the very core of who feminists are. Without hate, feminism would never have developed. Other tenants grow out of this one.

  2. The destruction of due process for men. It's one of feminists' most important goals to change the legal system so that a man will be sent to prison on a woman's accusation alone. They believe a man should have no right to assemble any evidence in his defense or to confront in court his accuser. Even if a man somehow is acquitted, feminists believe he deserves to have his life destroyed via the court of public opinion while his false accuser is protected from her name even being known.

  3. There should never be any reasonable person standard for sexual harassment. Instead, what is harassment should be determined by the feelings of the supposed recipient of harassment.

  4. Related to the one above -- there should always be a double standard for sexual harassment. It's next to impossible for a rich and handsome man to do anything that's harassment. If an unattractive and/or non-wealthy man even talks to a woman, it's automatically sexual harassment. For example, if the attractive man fondles a woman's breast's at work while rubbing his hard penis against her leg, grunting, and saying, "I'd love to spurt my jizz into your cunt," that is not harassment. If an unattractive man at work says, "Hey, Jenny, do you want to see a picture of my cat, Sally?", that's sexual harassment because she never wanted him to speak to her, and, of course, harassment is determined by the harassee and not by any reasonable standard.

  5. Women should never have to take responsibility for their actions. If anything wrong ever happens, don't investigate how you could improve. Just blame it on men.

  6. Only men can commit statutory rape. If a female teacher has sex with her 13 year-old student, it's an unorthodox sexual romp. If a male teacher does that, he's a rapist who should go to prison for 30 years or be castrated.

  7. Always claim to be for gender equality while demanding that men pay for everything.

  8. The purpose of dating men is to extract money from them.

  9. It's wrong to fat-shame women, but make sure to always put down those gross fat dudes.

  10. Be sure to demand that human biology be changed for a woman's convenience. The way human sexuality evolved was an evil plot by the men of the patriarchy. 200 million years ago a bunch of rich CEOs in a smoke-filled room had a meeting where they said, "We're going to set it up so that our apeman are most attracted to young and shapely apewomen, and then when that evolves into the same behavior later on with Homo Sapiens, that will accomplish our mission of oppressing women.

  11. Always throw a fit over slut shaming, but it's great to shame men on their sexual history. It's evil and terrible if a man has anything at all to say about a woman's sex life. If she's 25 years old and has had 4,387 different sex partners before him, that's her business and her current boyfriend, or anyone else for that matter, should never shame her for it. Of course, if she disagrees with a man on anything, she should always make sure to accuse him of "not getting any" or of being an "incel." A woman's sexual history is off limits. A man's is fair game.

  12. We wealthy white women are oppressed. There has been a lot of oppression of people in history. In the 19th century, black people were enslaved and harshly whipped to keep them in line. In the 20th century, Jewish people were exterminated en masse in death camps where they were gassed to death. However, in the 21st-century USA, white women's oppression is even worse. We live in posh town houses and have to endure people saying mean things to us on the Internet. First slavery, then the holocaust, then slut shaming online. Oppression has gotten progressively worse.