So, this COVID-19 thing is going on, and the latest news is that Anti-inflammatories like Ibuprofen and some others would actually worsen the condition, and Acetaminophen is the only fever-reducing drug.

So last night I went to Amazon.com to order some and it was all out of stock. So I went out to local Duane Reade: out of stock as well.

I had to go through 2 CVS before finding some, the only choices left were 2 bottles of "family-Size" 1,000 500mg capsules for about $30. Oh well, desperate times call for desperate measures.

The dosage is "no more than 6 capsules per day", I figured that 250 capsules would be plenty for me, hence the dilemma: what to do with the remainder?

I too out my scale and partitioned it out into four 250-capsules bags.

1 for me

1 for my second ex-wife (I hear you, it's a long story for another post. Maybe)

I still have two 250-capsule available.

So I decided to put them out for sale on craigslist, at cost, no price gauging. I posted the ad including a pic of the receipt.

Within the first 2 hours I received 5 messages:

  • 1 from a scammer who wanted to help me with a scam: he would advertise them at a higher price, get the money, I would deliver the goods, and then he would pay me. #LOL
  • 4 from single moms pleading me to give them the capsules for free because their kids were sick or about to be sick and couldn't afford the $

Just for shits and giggles I replied to them that they could have the capsules for free in exchange for a blow job.

1 responded that it would cost me $100 a second one asked for $150. I then asked for nudes and 1 send tome (nasty AF).

So /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen ?