OMG, my unicorn, the woman who was going to be my happy ending after much frustration looks so whacked she could derail a freight train. Years ago, she came through town at a time when I was frustrated with obnoxious psychopathic whores and she out did them all. I had known her in childhood and then meeting her as an adult we fell "in love" and she fucked my brains out for several days, declaring that she loved me and wanted to be with me. Wow, what a perfect romance. And how uplifting after having been treated like shit by women -- now a beloved friend from childhood came through town pledging herself to me. She humped my brains out till she realized I wasn't wealthy like my father and then bailed for some Colonel in the Army whose nest was well-feathered. A couple years later I had a good laugh when I learned she had driven him nuts, causing him to actually file for divorce against her and kick her out.Fast forward to today. Out of curiosity, I looked her up on Facebook. She looks like a crazy old hag. She looks twice her age. She doesn't have the thousand cock stare. She has the ten thousand cock stare. Jesus H. Christ, she looks like she bent over doggie style and had a whole factory full of horny thirsty cucks do her one by one. This is the true love who I pined for, making me miserable for over a year. That Army Colonel rescued me from being married to a crazy lady doing hump fests behind my back and then raping away half my wealth. I became much more wealthy AFTER she bailed on me. When I was with her, I was still struggling to find my way. I'm sure she took a heaping helping of that Colonel's resources.

I dodged the life-ruining nut job lady. Thank God. I must have a guardian angel looking out for me.