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[–]jinandtonic20xx7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hope you have plenty of lube
[–]TigPlaze[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, bought that with it.
[–]ZealousMathematician-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...make sure you make natural lube with potato starch.
[–]subgamer902 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
did you just call a fleshlight your girlfriend?? LOL damn dude I'm all for using sex toys and going your way but that's fucking weird
[–]praiser17 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont judge him my closest friend is my right hand
[–]TigPlaze[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A joke, dude.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL got a good laugh. Hey going your own way means exactly that.
[–]xXx420VTECxXx1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Flesh lights are fucking awesome. I lost mine a couple years ago but would still like another one. You’ll enjoy it.
[–]davisyoung1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You lost yours? I might have seen it recently, on the tailpipe of a truck.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats where it went!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Baby oil works pretty good i found so far.
[–]jargonoid0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I use. It's cheaper and just as effective as regular lube.
[–]LifeBeforeInternet1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have one, had if for seven years now, almost never use it. Not because it sucks, on the contrary it's amazing, that's why I've kept it all these years. I just don't have much opportuinty because I don't live alone, unfortunately. That combined with the cleanup afterwards, well, I'm lazy.
If I lived alone again, I would be busting nuts in that thing 3x a day. Obviously it will never replace the real thing but then it's not intended to and honestly, you can get that whenever you want to put in that extra effort.
Enjoy your new toy sir. Use it in good health.
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[–]TigPlaze[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
God the black one also. The flesh inside of it is wonderfully soft. I laughed at the moaning feature. I haven't busted a nut in it yet. If something makes me feel horny tonight, I'll try it out.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Look up Nelly Furtado. Good luck!
I remember her. She sang some song that I liked some time back.
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