Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew aircraft all over the world. He rode motorcycles, chased girls half his age, went hunting, camping, fishing, raced hot cars with fast women, went to bars and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan...yet, never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony and kept his house, guns and all his toys. He ate spam, and potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts wearing nothing but boxer shorts, and all his friends and family thought he was frikin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up... The end.
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