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Saturn1981
[–][deleted] 79 points80 points81 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
That poor kid growing inside her. SIGH
[–][deleted] 62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
growing inside
I think the cigarettes, domestic abuse, and alcohol will prevent any growing
[–]DJDickJob34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Damn... that reminds me of a time I saw a pregnant 18 y/o chick outside on break at work, just chilling smoking a cigarette. She worked at a fucking daycare center. God bless America? Nope.
[–]DeathToTheZog-4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck does any of that have to do with America?
[–]DJDickJob15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well, umm... I guess, technically... since it happened it America... and I see a lot of trashy shit here... then that's what. Sorry if my harmless comment made your pussy bleed.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. We use experiences that are in our face so if you seen it happen personally to you at a place x you will use that place x in your experience. I have USA and my homeland as in my face raw experience so I say that also. Very sound point.
[–]DeathToTheZog-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whatever you say edgelord.
[–]MrJanglesLovesBooty15 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the prescription pills
[–]Halyard1020 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot the crack and PCP.
[–]ManIsWalking66 points67 points68 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
It's ok for this chick to sell her piss online to fraud an unknown amount of men.
Yet if I try to buy 3 tons of explosives online, suddenly it's "problematic".
[–]ZealousMathematician32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You mean fertilizer?
[–]ManIsWalking25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That's the word I was looking for!
[–]Fuck_Her_In_The_Butt6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And that's another list
[–]ManIsWalking12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nah, I'm a white guy. Soros has already told the local authority to let me do my thing, that way if I ever do snap they will have a new poster boy for their Marxist agenda. Worst case scenario, they send the cops to my house 39 times and never write me up.
... that being said, now I'm on "the list".
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[–]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn... we should hang out some time. Maybe start our own mouse space program.
[–]DeathToTheZog1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"The list"
[–]VoxVirilis3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
C'mon, you don't even need to resort to an apples and oranges comparison like that. Its more like:
It's ok for this chick to sell her piss online to fraud an unknown amount of men. Yet if I try to sell my piss online so a brother can pass a drug test, suddenly it's "problematic".
Yet if I try to sell my piss online so a brother can pass a drug test, suddenly it's "problematic".
[–]ManIsWalking1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly, I'm on so many drugs that the idea of selling my pee sounds like a hazmat epidemic waiting to happen.
Just one drop of my pee in the local water supply would cause people to start eating each other's face.
[–]VoxVirilis2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The real Project Mayhem is always in the comments.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is more to worry about are the 766 favorites.. they're fucking sick
[–]Nezborn0219 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worry about the kid
[–]VMI_201119 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/trashy
[–]DJDickJob11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvoted for beating me to it.
[–]Sureshot101313 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That’s so much pee
[–]Nezborn0213 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
very unhealthy colored pee from all the alcohol
[–]maggot_brain7915 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You can buy urine online from a private seller for the purpose of paternity fraud, yet you can't buy LSD from a shifty guy that looks like he just crawled out of the woods without getting some ugly stares. It's a damned shame.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
paternity fraud
The State does not need your piss to commit paternity fraud, a mere stroke of the Fake judge's pen will do.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forget the women, she'll making a killing selling that to Simps.
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[–]Saturn1981[S] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
You....you don’t drink the pee. You dip a pregnancy test strip in the pee...
[–]Hypogamy6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why not just have them drink it? I think the women who like this idea should drink it.
[–]Hypogamy7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You bought a bottle of piss to use it maliciously. Drink it all lurkers every drop.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm dying laughing 😂
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[–]Tyler7892285 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bad review on the product:
I literally drank all the bottle, and I'm like, totally not prego... I mean, that's totally a scam, like totally.
[–]sand_soulja5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It seems like you yourself thought that they drink it to fake pregnancy and now you're trying to explain away your ignorance.
[–]DeathToTheZog0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No
[–]IntrovertedMagma2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well if they don't wanna fake a pregnancy at least they will get their teeth whitened..
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disgusting, both morally and just... in general.
[–]BananaWilly4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No glove - no love - no marriage
[–]ToFat2Run3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I stayed the hell away from relationship. Stay strong brothers.
[–]kubicas2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This should be a crime and she should be locked up for that. She wants to help another woman destroy some mans life...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
first words out of your mouth if some random comes after you with a pregnancy scare should be "paternity test". Just keep saying it, no matter how much she cries, screams, or uses shaming language. She will keep doing it until you are sitting in the doctor's office with the truth in black & white.
[–]Saturn1981[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then, when the test comes back negative, you dump her ass right there in the doctors office
Lol
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ive got hot urinal cakes for sale fresh out the oven.
I'll give em to ya for half off. $3.99 a pop.
Check that - $2.99 a pop.
They're so tasty I'll give em to ya for $1.99 a pop.
Check that - $.99 a pop
[–]Saturn1981[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sold.
WHAT A STEAL!
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