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[–]stupidreddithandle91159 points160 points161 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Start holding women accountable the same way we hold men accountable.
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely women need to be held accountable for all their crimes since 1920, but the laws didn’t include them until....recently?
[–]JerryNewton791 points92 points93 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Jack Sparrow vs. the THOT mermaid.
[–]RyuShinGen25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wanna see the captain fry this fish
[–]Launch_Day_My_Dudes9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now that’s a POTC sequel I’d pay to see.
[–]LiveTheTruth3212 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He harpooned that sea beast. Now she's just a guppy.
[–]fat_lesbians_lul48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
"johnny depp" main character in globally loved movie series
"aquaman star amber heard" who?
[–]gillette_man36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
she used him to get up in the business , then dumped him once she secured her footing in a major movie.
that dyke is scandlous, she tried to get elon musk too, but i guess he didnt flow the money fast enough
[–]miketrance40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Musk dumped her ass actually. He called her a “terrible person”
[–]Launch_Day_My_Dudes13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shoot, with Musk’s history of simping out (going on record saying he can’t be happy without a woman in his life), she must be next-level bad to get that kind of reaction out of him.
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[–]miketrance10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I agree, but even more so he is a self made man. He created and invented shit that made him rich. That’s all he wants to do is create and invent shit. It’s not even that he’s pumping and dumping it’s that he’s a good guy who expects the people around him to be decent as well.
In short he doesn’t even play the Chad game he just lives his life doing the things he’s passionate about. When you’re able to live that way, the sky is the limit on where you can go or in Elon’s case the stars.
[–]lhllfptt16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should be “Aquaman supporting character Amber Heard”
[–]SlainFunicle32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pirate coming for her money
[–]Belrick_NZ34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
she hit him in the head with a bottle then in her defense falsely accused him of domestic violence.
[–]sea_weasel17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, the ol' switcheroo
[–]parentectomy11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happens wayyyy more often than people know especially in family court
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that lying POS.
[–]Silencio0023 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck yes!
[–]StormOfHoney16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go get em, Johnny! ☠
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pirate: Gold > Thot
Edit: Matey, we do equivalent exchange here.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shame it won't work
[–]stonehead168 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Domestic violence has no genders.
He lost his role as Jack sparrow due to lies of Amber Heard now it is time for payback.
Yet i am sceptical of the justice system.
[–]frikabg8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Scorched earth portocol activated!
[–]strangerthing74 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Drink up Mi'hearties yo ho!
[–]parentectomy4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good and bring attention to this issue hopefully
[–]SneakyRat673 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go get her Johnny.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sue the cunt for every penny
[–]Hey_Paul_Aaaaaaahh3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"This is the tale Of captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave On the seven seas".
[–]ben-anders2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Without Johnyy Depp, Pirates of the caribbean would be a B rated movie.
[–]Malbek6040 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I thought Aquaman was a pretty solid superhero flick despite her involvement. I don't recall a single woke cringe moment in it.
[–]DangZagnut[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It wasn't cringe, it was just ridiculous and had major plot problems that was because it was made by committee.
[–]Malbek6041 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well all superhero movies are ridiculous if you think about it, it was just nice to have a few hours of dumb entertainment without a finger being wagged in my face.
[–]DangZagnut[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Go watch Superman 1978
[–]Malbek6040 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seen it 40 years ago. Better than the recent justice league movies for sure.
[–]MrMagtow0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry, she'll date some sap and get him to pay the bill out-of-court.
[–]crawdaddy98800 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her pussy pass will come into play. She will be excused and slapped with community service for 6 months then the gynocentric train will just keep Choochooing along. 🚉
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