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[–]softbeats56 points57 points58 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It’s a simpler equation. If your 1 isn’t dividing her zero, you’re one of her beta simps.
[–]Uniqueusernamehurray24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Really, why would guys stick around a hoe that won't put out?
[–]beardedbliss9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all know that she DOES put out. Just not for the ass hat that she says is "more than a friend; less than a boyfriend." It is basically a classic "Alpha fucks, Beta bucks" type of situation. That is why when she is ready to "settle down," she will go for the aforementioned "more than a friend..," and feed him some shit about testing his loyalty and how much she "llluurrrvveeessss" him and wants to be with him, or something. It seems to be standard behavior and the typical plan for them. Especially once they are well pasttheir impact with the dreaded wall.
[–]JohnPerera[S] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lot easier than I thought :)
[–]bamabeatsny3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well said.
[–]gtowerthrowaway25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's the solution: She wants more of your resources and less of your advances.
[–]GoodMan_Gone12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah. I'll just let the wave function collapse. I'm fine OP.
[–]Friendlyfire810212 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No more slit experiments for me.
[–]debanked11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman's brain only reaches its final state when she sees your wallet.
The friend zone only happens during school/college/uni, because they need to hold on until they see the post education wallet
[–]ur8moms11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Forget position. Calculate the velocity with which you should be going away from her
[–]JZSquared10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's a beta orbiter. No math required.
[–]csjurid1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A wave of probability of simping which sums to 100%
[–]wtfyoko8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My position is 'outta here'.
[–]Hateussoyboys8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why make things complicated? Just leave!
[–]BboyLotus5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No calculations required simply GYOW
[–]themenacehimself2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just stop talking to her at that point. It’s clearly not worth it
[–]Mikeytikey1232 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Problem with SE: the results you can get depend on the basis you measure in.
Pretty ironic considering she cna screw you over in multiple different ways
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, I am more than zero but less than nothing?
[–]BoogersAndSugar1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simple translation: You're her FWB.
[–]aniketmr91 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're just a side bitch she needs who would buy her shit expecting to get some pussy while her bf isn't available for her.
[–]rusticoaf0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I get to smash, but don't have to buy shit? Sounds great
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