TLDR; this story has no payoff.

This isn’t really anything specifically shitting in women, because that’s lame, so in true MGTOW style I’m going to shit on Vegans instead because women....boring.

Now I’m not really going to shit on Vegans. I don’t know any Vegans, but they seem like awfully violent people on YouTube.

More like their oppression must be exposed.

So I’m under quarantine right? Even the mighty have to kiss the glove and go out in public as I don’t have a sustainable cow in my place I can carve steaks off of.

I haven’t left in a week and a half so it was time to go out and see if essential stores were open or if I was having to go into zombie defense mode.

Apparently “the media” tells me we’re out of TP and food and they’re even queueing up for liquor stores.

So I go out and check several stores. Where I am it’s rather fascinating, because no one seems to buy anything fresh.

There’s the oddest run on certain things. Gatorade and power drinks. 500 gallons of fruit juices and soft drinks are stacked to the ceiling, but sports drinks are what’s missing. As well as bread.

For awhile people were too stupid to realize pita bread and wheat tortillas are also bread in a different shape, so there was plenty of that. Also it took several weeks but rice was sold out. That’s new. They still haven’t learned you can buy flour and heat and bake bread, butt to each their own.

The hilarious part was I went to three grocery stores, and the entire fruit and veg section was colorful, well stocked, and not a single person was buying any. Tons of food will be thrown out because people are unaware that you can actually cook food to kill viruses and bacteria.

The funniest part, to me, was all the fruits, vegetables, And fake vegan meat was fully stocked. They had restrictions (when it was even around) on meats, bare shelves everywhere, but fully stocked fake sausage and fake hamburger wasn’t touched.

Tofu don’t get no play during the apocalypse son.

Additionally I noticed all the gluten free shit was in abundance.

Remember when gluten free was a big fucking deal?

Apparently they all died, and no one is buying gluten free shit any more. It’s like it was intentional, I wasn’t aware all the gluten intolerant have managed to all be dead.

Bread gone, pizza gone, gluten free shit could feed Africa as to its abundance.

I want an actual count of how many Impossible Whoppers are being sold at Burger King right now.

Where are all the vegans? Usually they just sneak off to Taco Bell at 2am so they can get their cow on, but it’s like they’re not even trying. And gluten assholes, they aren’t fuckin’ representin’.

I’m glad to see women figured out they might need tampons and pads, because it only took two weeks before they started limiting how many crates of maxi pads you could ski out with.

Strangely a lot of shelf stable foods, like picked vegetables, etc were untouched. I guess the kids won’t get bored of burgers and dogs.

Frozen tendies remained untouched, although the real chicken was all gone. I guess the inc3ls weren’t keeping regular hours or switched to pizza pockets.

Even got crickets for the tarantula so everyone is watered and fed.

Now I go back to my lair for another couple weeks.