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[β]ResidentTruck288 points289 points290 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Seems like a fair yardstick to me. Of course, to take this to savage levels, he'd also fine her a dollar for every time she pulled some typical girlfriend nonsense.
[β]tw1nm3t30r181 points182 points183 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
He'd retire in a few years πππ
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[β]Scipio_Amer1canus15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Actually, you misunderstood.
Fining the girl every time she pulled some crap would absolutely allow the typical man to retire much earlier.
[β]zetsthamys3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it was +1 dollar in the present pool for every sex. And -1 dollar every nonsense. But you can't get lower than 0$ for a present ". It's just mor logical. Because "fine" was not to take litteraly. Or else that girl would be gone refusing to pay at the very first fine. Therefore no retirement.
[β]Scipio_Amer1canus5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, a fine could be levied against an account or the person holding the account, so I can see where you're coming from.
[β][deleted] 71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whoa there. Only the Fed can make money out of nothing.
[β]NohoTwoPointOh6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Early afternoon cackle. Thanks for this.
[β]TheRabbitTunnel183 points184 points185 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Good thing he doesnt put $1 in everytime she fucks Chad. The jars would fill up pretty quick.
[β]0signal0112 points113 points114 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He'd need an offshore bank account for all of that cash.
[β]Sir_manalot19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Or how about a dollar for everytime he cucks for her...like he is doing right now.
If this beta bitch is unhappy about how much sex he gets, stop crying and leave.
Or accept the fact that he is pathetic and continue to slave away like a good boy...which is why he isn't getting sex in the first place. For he obviously doesn't think he is worth it by staying, so why the fuck would she think that he is sexy or worth respect anyway?
She might as well go out and get pounded by Chad too, since this man is pathetic no matter how you look at it and probably wants to be a cuck.
[β]RoadkillPharaoh8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'd say adress the situation first and if nothing is going to change then proceed to leave.
Screw being in a relationship where there is no sex...that's like the whole fucking point of dating (not the most important, but a key element).
[β]Red_Pill_Dynamics8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"that's like the whole fucking point of dating (not the most important, but a key element)."
I'd say it's the most important...until women bring more to the table then sex, it is THE ONLY element.
And the sex is BARELY worth it once you consider all the bullshit they actually do bring to the table, you know, basically being a woman.
Unless of course I'm wrong, and men are actually "friends" with their women and can lean on them in times of hardships, trust them to never fuck chad and enjoy the fact their women are loyal, self-aware, empathetic, nurturing and care. Oh wait.
[β]RoadkillPharaoh1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with you!
[β]Sir_manalot3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wouldn't bother with that.
Trying to compromise with a women like that makes you look beta and she will just end up less attracted to you and disrespect you more.
Women want a Chad who will leave (or better yet, cheat) the moment he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
Which is stupid, but it always happens in my experience disregardless of the women's personality.
[β]RoadkillPharaoh2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it's fucking weird, I don't get their mentality tbh
[β]GrinninGremlin5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You need decaf. I'm confident that OP posted this as a joke.
[β]Sir_manalot-4 points-3 points-2 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
A man doesn't make a joke like this unless he is personally experiencing it.
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[β]Sir_manalot-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you cannot win via logic, shame and blame.
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[β]Sir_manalot-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't even do so once.
Either way, you did it three times now with that last post you made.
So it seems you are accusing me of projecting while you yourself are also projecting.
So I am done, if you want gaslight me some more, go for it.
Although I will not care to read it as I hate bs games.
[β]pitros57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
1$ for one fuck? Oh boy thats cheap, she can easly earn 100$ per fuck if she wanted to. Sure woman are sluts and not worth anything, but simps will pay even for talking to women.
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And for pictures now. Sad.
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[β]RPDunkleBomb0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Camming: an entire industry built on this premise.
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I've done my fair share of paying for women just for talking to them.
[β]pitros12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh boy... At least you are now here which is nice.
[β]StupidisAStupidPosts35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I read this to my wife and she said "I've been putting 1 $ into a jar everytime your rude to me, so I'm going to buy some shit "
[β]Duxure-Paralux7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goes and buys a mansion
[β]SUEDE2BLACK2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that's funny.
[β][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
.50 for blowjobs?
[β]RoadkillPharaoh15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A quarter per handjob and that's a stretch!
[β]rootsoap2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Unless the metal is made of rubber
[β]B00TYMASTER6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would I pay them for something I can do better myself for free?!
[β]generalissimo_jones6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A full dollar if you get to cum in her mouth. π
[β]RPDunkleBomb0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Only if she swallows
[β]generalissimo_jones2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did that with a hooker once. It was an amazing experience. She was a great lay.
[β]Byron_Blitzkrieg15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1 week, jar full of money, but your contribution is 2 dollars.
[β]samdepp20185 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hehe ππ»
[β]aanarchist5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Should be the other way around where she puts the dollar in for my gift, those orgasms don't make themselves.
[β]tylerden3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
True most girls can't even get off by themselves yet they still believe they are doing you a favour
[β]aanarchist1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Kind of funny thinking about it.
[β]tylerden1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is, haha. The more I think about it the more it is funny.
[β]Liburnian3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spend as little as you can, sooner or later, pricy presentes or not, you'll meet the ungrateful side of her.
At least it will be dirt cheap discovery. Like she is, deep down.
[β]tylerden4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus man!
[β]SUEDE2BLACK3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have subconsciously done this with every GF. But they somehow get wind of this and fck you like crazy when they need something and they're conviently not in the mood when they dont.
[β]ClintonWJames1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Incels don't really exist. Hookers would fuck anybody
[β]tylerden2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's want I think. Than again I literally saw a whore turn down a Friend of mine because he was to ugly...lol.
You would be amazed at the standards some whores have.
[β]generalissimo_jones4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are a few hookers in the industry who have very inflated opinions of themselves. They generally don't last though. Most hookers would rather have a regular client list who wash properly before a meet, smell clean and are minty fresh and don't do drugs or act crazy. Hookers do have to put up with some right nutters.
[β]JohnOrange21120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, you must have had a hot year, if I used that system I might be able to get a stick of gum.
[β]StudySmartNotHard0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way bro thatβs savage !!!
[β]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its not your money shes after...
go limp, and see what happens...
[β]LM11201 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Based on the comment sections. I feel like MGTOW has become more and more populated with incels..
[β]InterSTELLAAAR1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
apparently relationships are only worth sex :/
[β]GumboRangus0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just seems like prostitution with extra steps.
[β]GeronimoKIA19110 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Little do yall know he only started this this morning π
[β]BlackWinterShinigami0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rotflmmfao savage.... applauds
[β]Honzgreat280 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit she probably ainβt worth that.
[β]hapl_o0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Logical.
[β]Peteyboy110 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha awesome
[β]llcooljack0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get a new girlfriend
[β]CiceroVoltaire0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
been awhile, but isn't the McChicken on the $1 menu? lol
[β]Slideri8120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She better step up her game if she wants fries with that
[β]mebunghole0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get her the McFish sandwich instead LMFAO.
[β]unclearpersonality0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mine gonna get a water
[β]GamerMan1970920 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She fucked him 1 1/2 times?
[β]SonyToyo-2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol.
If Chad did the same thing, sheβs getting a new Mercedes + a McChicken from the bf
[β]fryhldrew0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about a huge mansion? Maybe a private plane too. It's possible
[+]Slapcaster_Mage-8 points-7 points-6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Incels
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Soyboy
[β]InterSTELLAAAR0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
doesnβtthinksexispertinenttoarelationshipboy
[+]Kitz-85-14 points-13 points-12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is everything...and Iβm a girl. π€£π€£π€£π€£
[β]Kitz-850 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the downvotes? π€·πΌββοΈ
[+][deleted] -38 points-37 points-36 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He puts the value of sex with someone he's supposedly emotionally connected with at only $1? Er, ooook..
[β]ramfex2134 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you saying it should have a $ value lol.. is he supposed to pay her ?
[β]Borgmeister4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It actually looks like the kind of flippant remark one might see on a feminists twitter feed. It's just flippancy from the other side. But if you want to take the literal view, as in cheesemaking as opposed to dairy products in general, sure.
[β]zetsthamys3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I take it as a joke. I don't think many people actually do this.
[β]PhilNEvo1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure he does other things for her during the relationship, which also adds to how much he values her overall. I think its a quite fair way to do it. I mean, if she one day complains about her birthday gift being too crappy, she only got one person to blame. On the other hand, if she bangs him on average once a day, thats 365 USD for a gift, thats a pretty decent and expensive gift imo.
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