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[–]Oh_no_I_was_banned-s49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
50% more soy.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I just noticed this in my local supermarket and it's ridiculous. Open to being better? A better slave, maybe.
[–]Curious_Oogway15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
WTF????? What any of this shit has anything to do with the product they are selling? Why can’t they just stick to their business and not lecture people?
This is another Gillette in making, and I guess I will have to boycott this too.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's the new trend to make it all about women. I'll stick to Pepsi.
[–]Curious_Oogway6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to hate Pepsi...but I guess they didn’t leave any choice now.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Try Pepsi Max. I like it more than Coca Cola anyway.
[–]CopiusMaximus1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I easily consumed thousands of liters of pepsi max in my life. Best stuff
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Carbonated drinks aren't healthy for you at all. I have vowed never to drink any of that piss in my life, after I read how some people were so addicted to this stuff that they killed themselves drinking it more and more and not working out. And I don't like it that much anyways.
[–]Curious_Oogway1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You are right. It is the addiction part that was keeping me hooked up. I will quit this.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good luck.
[–]Gullible_Historian690 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean it’s soda, you shouldn’t be filling your body with liquid deserts anyway.
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[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The one that gets me is the middle one. What kind of man would say that? Coincidentally, it was the very sentence that my ex wanted me to say to her. I didn't and she left me. Oh well.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my ex
chad out
[–]davisyoung11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cuck-a-Cola
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I really hope this isn’t real. You have to be really pathetic to drink this.
[–]CpuDoc675 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was hoping the same, unfortunately it is real.
[–]bfte20 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's real. Actually had some coke cans in my fridge and guess what... Didn't even notice it.
[–]NickTesla20187 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In college, we drank the canned beverage, and then smashed it on our forehead. Nowadays, you just skip the drinking part.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could still try the mentos trick to send a rocket into low earth orbit.
[–]smfuel873 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well... Pepsi it is I guess.
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're doing the right thing.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the type of thing I hate about corporate culture. They are trying to be more personal and it's ridiculous and disgusting. Maintain a professional tone in your advertisements, and don't try to tell your clients how to live, what's so hard to understand in this simple directive?
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[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fine, I'll keep drinking Pepsi and laughing.
[+][deleted] 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
am i the only one chugging motor oil and drano?
[–]nz-ponchlord2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ahh gold ol coca(ine) cola 🤮 use to have a bad habit in childhood. Fucks your teeth and health. Amazing the lengths these filth go to in order to market their glorified toilet bowl cleaner 🚽
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I at least go for sugar free toilet bowl cleaner.
With added alcohol on the weekend.
[–]nz-ponchlord1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I do enjoy a nice whiskey or rum and cola but try to go for smaller organic brands of soda. Most don't like them but I find it Tastes better once you have become desensitized from the over sweet laden drinks of this era.
Mainly out of ethics tho. Coca cola Corp is one of the biggest contributor's of filth and greed on this planet I try avoid their toxic company like the plague
[–]davisyoung2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I will never hold the phone in portrait mode when filming my wife being banged by her boyfriend."
[–]DesolationX12342 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck it, I like mountain dew better anyway
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If your wife cheats on you don't blame her its your fault. Tell her "what better time for us to start over than now".
Said every simp ever...lol
[–]Nighthanger1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆
[–]U-941 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't drink soda.
[–]BalaRoja-SuperSpider1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.
[–]Usual_Sir1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Will this soda bring me back to the plantation? I'll stick to water.
I'd rather own the plantation.
[–]Puzzleheaded-Shop-531 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cucka Cola
[–]LemonZeppelin27[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should have thought of that.
[–]4everhungrycel0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad. KO has been a reliable dividend play for a while now. Might have to find another consumer staple
[–]RegiusGeralt0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cola that simps drink.
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