TIFU by saying my best friends wife might have cheated on him, during their speaker phone call to announce their pregnancy.

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Just a simple fuck up that I made a few months ago, but I thought it would be fitting.

My friend has been in an off and on again relationship with a really great girl. However, there was a point in which she was cheating on him. This time has passed (as far as we all know) and they are happily married now and expecting a baby in the next few months.

Anyway, the day he called me to tell me the news is when I fucked up. I get the call, and i can tell that I am on speaker phone. I had no idea that his girl was also on the call with us. He says something along the lines of..

"Guess what man!! Me and (So and so) are having a baby!!"

Me, being the unfiltered and untrusting idiot that I am.. replies

"DUDE YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THAT BABY IS ACTUALLY YOURS BRO!! Get a DNA test done immediately. She might be tryna get you to pay for another's dudes baby!!"

And of course, that comment is followed by a very long and ackward pause, until he says..

"Um. Oh no, haha. It's mine. (So and So) is actually here in the car with me. Your on speaker dude..."

And that is the moment I knew I fucked up.

"Oh......... hey (so and so). Congrats guys!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!!"

TL ; DR I fucked up by telling my buddy his wife may have gotten impregnated by another dude, while she was also listening to the call on speaker. All they wanted to do was share the good news with me.