During a visit over the holidays one of my cousins was on about a local guy. I'd vaguely known him through other friends, but wasn't close by any stretch. As far as I know, he didn't date in high school, but the story relayed by my cousin was that around prom time he asked a girl and she accepted. She ditched him a few days before prom to go with another guy. He got a last minute prom date with another girl, and she ditched him at the prom for her ex.

I hadn't thought about this guy in years, and I was clueless about it since I don't have or watch television, but this guy moved to the west coast and started acting. Apparently he's made something of it, and has appeared in a few popular television shows. At least I assume they are popular because, again, I don't have or watch television and even I'd heard of them. In a small and sleepy little fishing village that's enough to make him royalty.

So now those same two girls are both claiming to be his 'first love' and started up a feud that's involved them physically fighting followed by suing each other. From what I understand the guy hasn't even been back to my hometown for at least two decades...