I’m here in Monaco on a business trip, enjoying an outdoor breakfast with an ocean view at my hotel. Seated at the table next to mine are a group of American women, age late-20’s to early 40’s who are on an “All-girls’ Monaco trip” together. For the last 45 minutes they’ve been talking about which French guys there’re going to fuck later today (and for the rest of the trip) through dating apps and friends of friends, and reminding each other they need to delete their chat histories regularly so their husbands don’t find them on their iPads back home (as they’re iCloud synced) in case the husbands know their passwords. Half of them are also mothers.
As I’m finishing my last sip of coffee and looking at the morning horizon over the ocean, the noise of that herd fades into the background. I’m looking forward to getting some work done and hitting the gym at my hotel before I’m off to attend an event where there’ll be some great champagne and Cuban cigars. When I come back, I’ll sleep like a baby like I do every night because it’s too damn peaceful.
GYOW. Never forget the bullet you dodged.
Edited: grammar and details
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