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[–]NohoTwoPointOh20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He may get thirsty. She is fat and all...
[–]mgtow_bob2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As drunk as I've ever been, and believe, I can get bad, as bad as I get I never once would bone some fat broad. It's just not in the cards. I don't think my junk would even work. I mean, I know it wouldn't. Back in the day I had some broad invite me over for a study session and lo and behold she really wanted to just smoke some weed and fuck. Well, I smoked weed and bounced. Fuck your mustache bitch. But anyway, I don't get it. Thirsty as I was back in the day I would not stick my junk into jabba the hut. But some how jabba keeps getting laid. Like what the fuck. Who are you people and what in the fuck is wrong with you fucking jabba?
[–]AspirantMilitant0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, it depends on your definition of fat I suppose. Overweight or obese.
[–]CeleritySteam12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather just use the 5 dollars for a few things from the dollar menu and be done with it.
[–]bamabeatsny8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hell, I can buy a case of water for $5. Where the hell does this guy live?
[–]coldfusion7180 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably in a shitty neighborhood at a convenient mart with huge mark-ups.
[–]bamabeatsny0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed.
[–]Batman_MGTOW5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather buy a chocolate bar with that money and just go my own way, only a desperate idiot would settle for an ugly fat woman.
[–]213546416546842 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll just adopt a dog, you can keep the rest.
[–]Epic_Redditor11 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would just pay someone else $5 to punch me in the gut, it would be a much better use of my money and would be 1,000x less painful than dating any woman.
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