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[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 7 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
How are you happy Plan B failed? Isn't that why you took it in the first place?
Something tells me she might not have taken the Plan B...
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[–]hejner31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
That's how my cousin got his first baby.
[–]Jonlife7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Men around earth need to tatoo this into their heads. Shit is real fellas. Women ain't playing fair. If they want it they'll have it and you'll end up paying. Wrap it up and bring your own condoms.
[–]Lord_NShYH3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A safer bet is to get a vasectomy and keep documented proof locked up in a safe place she can't get to, like a safe deposit box.
[–]MuscleCarz8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If more men choose vasectomies to avoid bullshit like this, I swear to God and all that is holy, they'll try to pass this law. A law that says if a man has sex with a woman, but doesn't tell her he has a vasectomy, if she fucks another guy and gets pregnant and tries to say he's (first guy) is the father (because he has the most assets to suck off of) and he says, "well, it ain't mine, I've had a vasectomy," she'll be able to sue for child support anyway, because he deceived her into thinking he was "viable."
[–]Lord_NShYH1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think we're closer to this horrific scenario than many people think... I can see such a legal shit-show becoming real in the next decade or so.
[–]oldredder0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would not be surprised whatsoever.
In many places just claiming without evidence - or opposite of DNA evidence - that a man is the father puts him on the hook legally.
[–]Jonlife1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yessir, vasectomy is even better.
[–]onbakeplatinum6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Alimony?
[–]MaunaLoona4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Alimony, child support. It's the same thing.
[–]oldredder0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's not - women can get both and each adjusted upward separately
[–]MaunaLoona0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When kids are involved judges will take money from one bucket and pour it into another. Even if you have a prenup that prevents alimony judges simply award more in child support.
[–]jford6i85 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches like money
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She wanted him bare back
[–]Eab5432 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Time for some Christmas fishing...
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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!!
[–]whereismysafespace_12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
People should also know plan B doesn't work at all if a woman was already ovulating during sex. It works by preventing ovulation from happening after taking the pill. So even if everyone in that story was honest there's still a chance that she would get pregnant.
As a dude (even if he assumes the girl is honest) he should also educate himself about contraception. Not smart to rely on either the honesty or the knowledge of a woman to prevent anything bad happening to you.
Taken from an article titled "everything you've been told about plan B is wrong" :
Yes, it appears to be useless and may actually increase a woman’s risk of becoming pregnant when taken on or after the day of ovulation, according to the data presented by Gabriela Noé et al. in their 2010 and 2011 studies (“Contraception”). According to the Noé paper, Plan B is almost 100% effective in stopping clinical pregnancy if given prior to ovulation and 0% effective when given on or after the day of ovulation.
Yes, it appears to be useless and may actually increase a woman’s risk of becoming pregnant when taken on or after the day of ovulation, according to the data presented by Gabriela Noé et al. in their 2010 and 2011 studies (“Contraception”).
According to the Noé paper, Plan B is almost 100% effective in stopping clinical pregnancy if given prior to ovulation and 0% effective when given on or after the day of ovulation.
[–]Luis_McLovin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The more you know.
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[–]whereismysafespace_2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I made a thread to extend on that point and clear up a lot of misconceptions about contraception. I focused on what would be vital to know for a MGTOW. Especially excluding methods that require to rely on a woman, and how to avoid frequent issues with the male specific ones.
[–]MaunaLoona0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why is it called Plan B? Highly deceiving.
[–]whereismysafespace_0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the window per cycle where it doesn't work is only after the woman has ovulated. So it avoids a lot of possible pregnancy (every situation where ovulation happens in the days after having sex). No contraception is perfect. It's always a numbers game. I made a thread about that, dispelling common mistakes and giving good possible combinations of contraception (and the way to use them) that are useful to MGTOW:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/4vyy2x/important_contraception_info_for_single_men_that/
[–]rebuildingMyself4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or she had a few Plan B's of her own at the club after this beta fell asleep on Tuesday.
[–]jford6i80 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plan a is cashprizes forever so....
Plan a was to enslave the man....plan b was to trick him
[–]T000000933 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
That's the look a man has when he pours gasoline on $500,000 that isn't his, and sets it ablaze right before the mob shows up to collect it.
[–]paperlion602 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Mr Robot?
[–]T00000090 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Huh? I dont get it?
[–]flamethrowup0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Something similar happened on a recent episode of Mr. Robot. An executive at E-Corp (the series' antagonist) was told by a bunch of hackers to set fire to millions of their own money in public or their system would be bricked.
[–]oldredder1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Evil Corp!
[–]T00000090 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh... I don't watch Television, my reference is more personal and real world experience
5.9 million in Mr. Robot (tv series, season 2)
[–]T0000009-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh... I don't watch television...
[–]larryjune2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Joker?
[–]T00000092 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Possibly... You need to be insane to hand some broad an insurance policy that grows up being taught to despise you
[–]assassingriskell33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The look of a man who knows hes fucked
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah...those dead hooker eyes. 'cause he is gonna be fucked for every single day for the rest of his life.
Hope that orgasm was worth it.
[–]hollybegin18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
....#Thisthingsmellslikepiss #Imsofucked #somebodypleasehelpme
[–]BeefyPadlock18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can we be sure it was "his sperm"?
[–]MaunaLoona14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was. Only no Plan B.
[–]CommentsAndCriticism19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh man. He's smiling kinda but you can see it in his eyes. I thank God I didn't get my ex-gf pregnant every day.
[–]raven9823 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No shit. Guys here like to shit on other guys for letting it happen, but most of us who don't have kids dodged a few bullets early on our life.
[–]flamethrowup0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I'm not gonna lie, I went raw with at least two girls I was seeing. I got lucky that the first one took her birth control religiously and the second got her tubes tied.
[–]NefariousRaccoon15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The poor fuck.....
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[–]MuscleCarz6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Got a vasectomy before any children were sired. I'm fucking free. Nobody can baby trap me ever :D
Same here. Have been significantly more stress free ever since. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life, period.
[–]onbakeplatinum6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I got my vasectomy when I was 21. Haven't taken advantage of it though. Still have to wear condoms to prevent STIs, but I hate condoms so much that I'd rather just fap and put in no effort on finding a partner.
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[–]onbakeplatinum0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At first I went through planned parenthood, but they wanted to me to go to a therapist for several sessions and then get approval (would never happen) so then I looked for a urologist myself.
On vasectomy.com they have a doctor search based on zip code. I made an appointment with the first result. it was two parts, the consultation and the operation.
At the consultation, he did a fake ass sad "but why??" and I said "I hate kids and never want to be a father." He immediately dropped the act and was like "ok! :D"
The rest of the consultation was checking my genitals for other problems, which thankfully I had none.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
lol. He knows it was the seed of Sir Chad Thundecock.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Hons. BA, BSc, MSc, PhD)
[–]leoberto3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean Jacque Chadwick
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do women post every single detail of their lives on social media
[–]boogalooshrimp11037 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shes not fooling anyone. She never took it.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man's already thinking about how much CS and alimony he's gonna pay in the future. He also looks unsure if it's his as well.
[–]Rescuedbeta7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor guy, he is going to be much worse in 2 years when she leaves him because she is bored and starts going on vacations and buying Chad a car with his money. Start saving you're going to pay everything the kid needs out of the other 60% of your check because the child support won't be used for that.
The chances that she really took Plan B is zero.
[–]aanarchist5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
and look in her eyes you can see the empty void of a soulless demon.
[–]oldredder1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For now. She'll harvest his soul soon enough.
[–]aanarchist0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there is no war, there is only the harvest.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's oddly hilarious.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He knew the risks but he had sex without adequate protection (condom/vasectomy).
No sympathy.
[–]Lord_NShYH2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. Sex education has been available for a long time. There is no room for "mistakes." If you accidentally get a woman pregnant, you're probably an idiot.
Run bro
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[–]TFCNU1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I nearly burst out laughing in the middle of the office.
In this case, the advice would not be "pretendto be alpha", it would be to take every step to ensure that it is indeed yours and start protecting your assets. Then the advice would be to hire the best lawyer you can afford AND/OR amass as much liquid wealth as possible and leave the country.
frame, brah!!
It's also like the 52nd Law of Powah right after Lift, Bro!
[–]I-am-the-lul5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If only there was a male pill available for him to take...
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Shampoo Soap Conditioner Plastics Cell Phones Porn
Children of Men is rapidly becoming a legitimate possibility.
[–]EvrythingISayIsRight0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol what the fuck kind of advice is this?
I can see it. He's like, "Oh shit. Somebody get me OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!
[–]codene155 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plan A was to not take plan B. Looks like she won
[–]FreeNClear324 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's why I don't have sex at all.
Can't risk ever having that dead/empty look in my eyes.
[–]cariboo_j0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just get a vasectomy?
[–]FreeNClear325 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Countdown to the divorce rape.
[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like we've got another fellow that's going to get that job driving the rental car van from the airport to the rental car lot over and over again to pay for the Similac.
On the one hand, I feel sorry for these guys...on the other hand, I'm am (and will forever be) childless and I'm happy that I benefit from the mistakes that dudes like him make. Most of them will become perpetual wage slaves and dependably work in crappy jobs their entire life to serve their shrew-like wives and needy, selfish children.
[–]victor_knight3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
All because condoms don't "feel" as good, I suppose...
[–]djlenin893 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You're being downvoted because they don't feel good. Condoms don't come anywhere close to bareback. That's not MGTOW, that's just common sense.
[–]victor_knight6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Condoms are better than getting her pregnant when you'd rather not. Personally, though, condoms help me last longer and they don't feel all that much different to me. Perhaps you should use thinner and higher quality ones.
Give me a condom or I ain't sticking my dick in her, point blank.
[–]MuscleCarz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. I'll choose fapping over sex with a condom, which is pretty much what I do know. If you're gonna use a condom, you might as well kiss her with a baggie over you head while you're at it.
[–]onbakeplatinum2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree and am shocked no one talks about this. Condoms are so terrible. I was never warned about how bad they were.
[–]AmlanceJockey1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey now. Sometimes putting a bag on her head aint such a bad thing.
[–]MuscleCarz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL, so true. Gotta admit, one thing PUA's get right is advising to NOT let her spend the night, ever. Waking up the next morning in horror at what's laying next to you, with a whopper of a hangover to boot, is not fun at all, and something I hope to never experience again.
[–]Noomene2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just EPIC!
Totally not his baby. Cucks ahoy!
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