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[–]DangZagnut88 points89 points90 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is this one of the talking candlesticks from beauty and the beast?
[–]TowerOfMG39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's an insult to the candlestick.
[–]DankHumanman17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like she needed to make her head any longer...
[–]urban_hermit913 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touché!
[–]hollybegin45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago* (15 children) | Copy Link
She was not that hot (or talented) in the first place anyway. TBH, she's one of those "actresses" I'm always wondering how they did make it...
[–]SheHitMeWithaDildo53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
by doing favors to weinstein and the like
[–]MGTOWards11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lots of prayer. That, or something else you do on your knees.
[–]Amnesia25085 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Corporate kneepads (tm).
[–]NotMyWomen2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Harveypads (TM).
[–]Steeltrap6666 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
South Park described her as a "transvestite donkey witch," while Family Guy said her face looked like a foot.
Both accurate.
[–]justforpornokayguys2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always thought it was more akin to a horse than a foot.
[–]SomeGhostingGuy4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She had strong facial features, actually something you want on stage in a theatre. In movies with all the close-ups, not so much. I liked her in Ed Wood (the movie) which is also where the horse joke originated,
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still the 80/90's where so good to us.
[–]rebuildingMyself2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looked pretty good in Hocus Pocus, but that was MANY moons ago
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looked okay in Flight of the Navigator, but that was 32 years ago.
[–]AncapGhxst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah she's a 6 at best
[–]OldTimeyENT2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hooknose look out for hooknose.
[–]mma135790 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true
[–]Watchingcluturefade0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man it's so hilarious to look at pictures from that time period ..... How in the world did we think that was sexy back then?
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Awww how cute, a reptile in a dress
[–]PorkBomber13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't insult reptiles!
[–]Nezborn025 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lord Zucc, is that you?
[–]andyRtCh4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
horse
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is her face melting?
[–]LordGraygem15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, it's actually your eyes melting. Like the Ark of the Covenant, you gazed upon that which must not be looked upon by mortal eyes, and now you pay the price.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks kind of like a Hindu demon, but not as charming.
[–]BloodyNightWing13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When someone uses the spell: 'Raise Zombie'.
[–]WanderlustYouth3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's the Litch Queen
[–]KaitouNala10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
why is there a horse in a dress in this picture?
[–]davisyoung7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it just won the Kentucky Derby and they went all out this year to top the garland of roses.
[–]Ohboohoolittlegirl7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, now she looks like a dead, decaying horse.. good show
[–]SomeRandomUser1116 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Damn.. I actually fapped to this lady in Hocus Pocus back in the day... The wall, it's real!
[–]DreadPirateRosco4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha that intrigued me so I looked up some footage on youtube. Her tits are all smashed up and showing cleavage. I would have probably fapped to it back then, too. That said, I fapped to lingerie ads in the news paper and the sears catalog, too.
[–]steelfil6660 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn, I did that too one day. She was hot in that movie.
[–]Yasai1014 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why damn, good on you fellas for admitting what you like. Beasteality not my thing but good for you. Btw whos the horse in this pic?
[–]DeliciousReality4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone dressed up a horse. How cute!
[–]Endlesscube234 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was always hideous
[–]KingKookus5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks like a boiled horse
-Jeremy Clarkson
[–]justforpornokayguys0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I miss that guy
[–]civilizedfrog2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hollywood in its never-ending journey to mock Christianity. I'm not a Christian.
[–]bkrugby782 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now THAT Chinese dress is offensive! Mostly because it’s horse face
[–]davisyoung1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My culture is not your fucking turnout sheet!
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[–]CastandRefused2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Horse face confirmed.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Even though she's still married if I recall correctly and it doesn't seem to be going south I can't really bad mouth her. The biggest crime in my opinion is Sex and the City. Her herself I have no issues with.
Now Kim Katrall on the other hand. The cutie from Police Academy and Big Trouble in Little China was last I heard upset she's now to old to have children and regrets it for again, Sex and the City priority.
[–]MGTOWards4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I'd forgotten that Kim Cattrall was in Police Academy. She looked nice - in a strange way - with Vulcan ears in Star Trek, too.
She was hot, when she was young.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Very hot and pretty milfy today. I would but again that Sex and the City is such a dark time for all 4 of them but hey man money over family tree continuation. I mean mgtow men are also money > family tree continuation
[–]MGTOWards1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I'm not a big fan of milfs, personally, but I've seen worse.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
One of my best situation was a milf with a body of a 18 year old. Shit was crazy I still don't get how she was so fit. Good for her I mean but that body was insane. In Kim's case I mean if she offered I'd say go for it. You?
[–]MGTOWards1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One thing I like about living in Asia is that they never fucking age.
Yeah, if she offered. But at the same time, if someone gave me a "You can fuck three Hollywood celebrities, go", she wouldn't be on my list.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True story on both sentences.
[–]VinnieMatch691 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd take her to Poundtown too.
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Yeah Kristen Davis. I'd rail her also she's like the only who hasn't not the wall? Haven't checked in ages.
[–]Freezemeister15091 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is up with those awful church-inspired outfits in Hollywood? I thought Weinstein & Co want to rape women, not children?/s
[–]consios881 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
go watch girls just want to have fun on hulu there is a scene where she is just in her pantys and she is a nice 20 year old woman. She was pretty hot.
[–]Blankaccount1111 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Horse-face SJP hit the second wall 20 years ago.
My mom and all the older ladies always talk about how beautiful SJP is and I have never seen it.. she’s really not attractive and never was
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
[–]oldrunnerguy0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she even looks like she's beyond Lifetime movies.
[–]DWShimoda0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sort of have to wonder if they even realize they're being "fucked with" you know?
[–]iwanttheblanketback0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yesh Talk about gaudy.
[–]heavywepsguy0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, this whole comment section:
"Don't compare her to X. That would be insulting X!"
[–]Luminaffy0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats the worst world of warcraft cosplay i've ever seen.
Fuck me sideways she's rancid
[–]Lenovojunk0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next she will hit the invisible wall
Can we go for a record three? Can we hit a world record?
Save Ferris
[–]RK210010 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was she ever pre-wall?
[–]heytterebea0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she always seemed like she hit the wall already, sooo...
[–]mamny830 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the wall fell on top of her and they managed to get her out of the wall but the wrinkles stayed. Lime when you roll a tin foil ball and then flatten the tin foil as best as you can.
[–]treble-n-bass0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. Eraserface. Nasty.
[–]GalacticLinx0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
was SJP ever considered beautiful or even pretty?
i never saw her that way.
She had a bit part in Flight of the Navigator when she was really young where I'd say was very cute. I'd even go so far as to say she was somewhat sexy in her Sex & The City days, sexy but not super pretty. She was hitting the first wall during that show too.
[–]zezozio0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You all seem to know, but I don't! Who's the witch?
[–]OldTimeyENT0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She hit the wall a decade ago. Now shes glued, tucked, taped, and surgeried so hard a swift breeze would break her in two.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Was the facelift done by a veterinary surgeon?
The anaesthetist definitely used horse tranquilisers.
[–]LabTech410 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she trying to out-do the Emperor in 'Curse of the Golden Flower' in terms of pomposity?
[–]DebaucheryDave0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was disgusting to begin with!
[–]phathack0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SJP Hit the wall over a decade ago. IMHO, Shes beyond irrelevant in today's world.
[–]MrBluePill0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll do anything to shake off those horse comparisons
[–]Usuqamadiq0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is cruel and unusual punishment. Who would dress a horse is such guady attire? It's worse than Oblivion horse armor DLC.
Who is the Invisible Man getting a blow job from on the far left?
[–]Wolfoflulzstreet0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks ridiculous and that outfit she’s wearing looks horrible.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn her face was pulled too tight in her last face lift. Now she looks like an Asian horse instead of a Caucasian horse.
[–]MattFoley790 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh god! Kill it with fire!
[–]klim_milk0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gargoyle.
No seriously, you could mount that face on a gargoyle.
Damn You !! I cannot unsee this !!
[–]foolishghost0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Horseface.
Wow, I would die to know how much money she put into plastic surgery .....
[–]BobLonghorn0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I made a comment about her face on another board recently and women went ape shit. This picture just reminded me that she is a fucking deity to most of these broads walking around.
[–]Saturn19810 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh - i thought this was Barbara Streisand at first
[–]1UPZ_0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not just hit it... She demolished it going near light speed
[–]Rdrums310 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...You all realise it's a tranny by this point right?
[–]111010000 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How fast was she going?!? Geez, there's no fixing that.
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